Jack Grealish

Guardiola explaining how they could afford him.

Why don't they question what he says?

Originally Posted by Patty_b

£100 million

£40 million player, £60 million at a push.

He won't be getting away with getting shitfaced and smashing up some cars now he's the record British signing on £200k per week.

I reckon this one could be one of Cities poorer signings made under the Bald Genius.

This is the story their manager is now pushing.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Guardiola explaining how they could afford him.

Why don't they question what he says?

Hard to ask a question when you're busy kissing someone's backside.

Cityzens.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSOpK-3sLUF/

Originally Posted by armchair

Cityzens.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSOpK-3sLUF/

If Manchester City was a haircut…

Originally Posted by armchair

Cityzens.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSOpK-3sLUF/

That office looks like something off a futuristic sci fi film.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That office looks like something off a futuristic sci fi film.

I was going to say pep thinks he's "the architect" from the matrix.

Originally Posted by armchair

I was going to say pep thinks he's "the architect" from the matrix.

Look how weirdly organised everything is on it.

He deffo irons his underpants the autistic #@&%!

Originally Posted by armchair

Cityzens.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSOpK-3sLUF/

What a £#%&!er. All that's missing is a photo of him with Mr Sidney Poitier.

Originally Posted by Pop

What a £#%&!er. All that's missing is a photo of him with Mr Sidney Poitier.

Remember when they did that video where they signed some player (forget who) Gary Cooke goes up to him and goes "welcome brother".. like he's joining some religious sect

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Remember when they did that video where they signed some player (forget who) Gary Cooke goes up to him and goes "welcome brother".. like he's joining some religious sect

Nasri

https://talksport.com/uncategorized/...nasri-brother/

Do you know what would be cool? If we used numbering and lettering like they had on the first digital watches? So classy and would show our long history.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Remember when they did that video where they signed some player (forget who) Gary Cooke goes up to him and goes "welcome brother".. like he's joining some religious sect

Maybe he's a big Hulk Hogan fan. Brother.

Originally Posted by armchair

Do you know what would be cool? If we used numbering and lettering like they had on the first digital watches? So classy and would show our long history.

look at all those lucrative sponsors on the board behind him eh?

Etihad, Etisalat, the Visit Abu Dhabi tourism board...

I wonder who owns all of those? Oh it's the same people that own the club.

Yep there's absolutely no way any of the media over here could have possibly guessed they were pumping millions into the club via inflated sponsors.

Nope. Utter surprise it was.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

look at all those lucrative sponsors on the board behind him eh?

Etihad, Etisalat, the Visit Abu Dhabi tourism board...

I wonder who owns all of those? Oh it's the same people that own the club.

Yep there's absolutely no way any of the media over here could have possibly guessed they were pumping millions into the club via inflated sponsors.

Nope. Utter surprise it was.

I dunno why you keep saying it mate. We all know it, the media know it but it glossed over because they treat the press like royalty.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I dunno why you keep saying it mate. We all know it, the media know it but it glossed over because they treat the press like royalty.

I’m starting to think it’s the same reason he constantly calls us shit for the first half of match threads. Some kind of reverse curse in the hope that one day it all goes the other way so he can say “you’re welcome ”

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I dunno why you keep saying it mate. We all know it, the media know it but it glossed over because they treat the press like royalty.

Originally Posted by believe

I’m starting to think it’s the same reason he constantly calls us shit for the first half of match threads. Some kind of reverse curse in the hope that one day it all goes the other way so he can say “you’re welcome ”

oh £#%&!ing hell i'm being taken to task by the brains trust.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

oh £#%&!ing hell i'm being taken to task by the brains trust.

I’m backing you up you #@&%!

Originally Posted by believe

I’m backing you up you #@&%!

No need to be rude.