Fellaini songs

Any that aren't of the 'i want curly hair too' variety.

Got high expectations wonky no.

Hello hello united Afro united Afro hello!

Not an original. Someone on redish yesterday.

He's big, he's tough, he's £#%&!ing rough,
He looks a scruff, his hair's a muff,
With elbows everywhere,
Come and have a go if you dare!

He comes from Bel-gee-yum
Got a pocket full of gum
Is a bit of a green thumb
Has been known to eat a plumb

His name is Marouane
Don't have much of a tan
You can't get full on flan
Please don't use him as a front man

He came from Everton
Trophies won = none
Better poet: Locke or Donne?
Something something Thompson machine gun.

Originally Posted by Grimson

He comes from Bel-gee-yum
Got a pocket full of gum
Is a bit of a green thumb
Has been known to eat a plumb

His name is Marouane
Don't have much of a tan
You can't get full on flan
Please don't use him as a front man

He came from Everton
Trophies won = none
Better poet: Locke or Donne?
Something something Thompson machine gun.

Call yourself a writer ffs..

We say the right things but act the wrong way
I like Moyesey here but Ed cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well Powells too young, and Giggs is too old
Oh, man, can't you see I'm nervous, so please
Pretend to sign someone for the first team,
We missed Thiago, but got Fellain(i)
I try but you see, it's hard to explain(i)

Yippy yippy aye aye yay
Hes gonna chest it for united today
And his elbows are all over the place
Come on fellaini

Originally Posted by Switching Off

We say the right things but act the wrong way
I like Moyesey here but Ed cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well Powells too young, and Giggs is too old
Oh, man, can't you see I'm nervous, so please
Pretend to sign someone for the first team,
We missed Thiago, but got Fellain(i)
I try but you see, it's hard to explain(i)

:shakehead:

Fellaini woooaah
Fellaini woooaah
He gave giggsy the ball
What the £#%&! is giggs doing on the pitch ?



The last line might need some work ....

When the ball hits his hair
The head lice get a scare
It's Fellaaaaaaaini

We paid four million more
Than a few weeks before
It's Fellaaaaaaaini

We bought Fellaini one fine day in May
It was actually September but I'm feeling gay
And when it was over and when he was bought
we showed him the football that Matt Busby taught.

He terrorised city and Liverpool too
there wasn't a thing this man couldn't do
he'll achieve United greatness of that there's no doubt
tickets to see him will have to come off a tout.

This song is a tribute to a man with great hair
we will never forget such a talent so rare
how we'll ever replace him I really don't know
but in Moyes we trust till the end of this show.

in the united squad, there's a certain odd bod
who won't stay home at night
he will quarrel and fight
(but he certainly won't bite...
unlike that @#%&! suarez)

help, help... here comes fellaini
help, help... here comes fellaini

ooh-ooh, mr moysie!

Hey Marie Anne ,...............etc



to the Hollies "Carrie Anne"

Now Fellani was a donkey that everyone admired
Temporarily lazy and permanently tired
Jumping at every corner ball upon his head
And a tail to let you know which end he wanted to be fed

Moysey slyly said we've underrated it, why not train it, then they took a rag
They rubbed it, scrubbed it, they oiled and embrocated it
Got it on the pitch and when the starter dropped the flag
There was Neville pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Rio, Van Persie and everyone in town

you can make the rest up

the rest of the original lyrics are
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

The muscles of the mighty never known to flinch
They couldn't move the donkey a quarter of an inch
Delaney lay exhausted, hangin' round his throat
With a grip just like a Scotsman on the five pound note
Starter, Carter, he lined up with the rest of them
When it saw them, it was willin' then
It raced up, braced up, ready for the best of them
They started off to cheer it but it changed its mind again
And there was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and Mary Ann Macgraw
She started pokin' it an' grabbin' it an' chokin' it
It kicked her in the bustle and it laughed hee-hah
The whigs and conservatives, the radical superlatives
Liberals and tories, they hurried to the place
Stood there in unity, helpin' the community
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

The crowd began to cheer it, then Rafferty, the judge
He came up to assist them, but still it wouldn't bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPKA9U6ik8

Originally Posted by redrose

Hello hello united Afro united Afro hello!

Not an original. Someone on redish yesterday.

This surely?

Every woman every man
Join the Marouane of love
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up

http://youtu.be/Mqzx-7zOvl0

I'm currently working on something to the tune of the George McCrae sweet soul classic "Rock Your Baby" (still needs a little bit of work)

Maurouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini
Maurouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini

There's nothin' to it just say you wanna do it
Open up your heart and let the chest control start

Maurouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini
Marouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini

Hold me tight with all your might
Now let your chest control flow real sweet and slow

Maurouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini
Maurouane, take me on the chest
It's Fellaini

I'm working a tune to lady in red.

Fellani in red he's scoring for me

Please add

whos that playin in our midfield
is it a monster
is it a monster
yes its fellaini

whos that playin at left back
thank £#%&! its not bainsy
thank £#%&! its not bainsy

tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCihv0WA54Y

Fellani ohh ohh
He came from Everton
He has a similarily average ability like the new manager.
And Arsenal signed Ozil.