Welcome Bruno Fernandes!

Absolutely BUZZING to see this lad in one of JLingz's tartan suits, with matching rollneck sweater, giant medallion, and lenseless wire framed specs

Originally Posted by Drexl

Absolutely BUZZING to see this lad in one of JLingz's tartan suits, with matching rollneck sweater, giant medallion, and lenseless wire framed specs

Hearing Jesseh’s been helping him fit in. “No, no, turn your left hand upside down and wrap your index finger round like that, now it looks like a ‘B’...”

Originally Posted by utd99

Hearing Jesseh’s been helping him fit in. “No, no, turn your left hand upside down and wrap your index finger round like that, now it looks like a ‘B’...”

future captain calibre stuff that.

"nah mate, you pronounce it beans not heans"

Here's hoping you can single handedly inject some life into this awful season, create and score goals, all while the entire british media desperately hope you fail.

No pressure bruno

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Here's hoping you can single handedly inject some life into this awful season, create and score goals, all while the entire british media desperately hope you fail.

No pressure bruno

Is he on here ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Is he on here ?

Could be. Not taking any chances.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Could be. Not taking any chances.

Touching.....

Good luck Bruno.....

I'm first goal scorer £10 him for the rest of the season....no pressure lad.

Lad will bag today. NQAT.

Any team news yet? Is he starting?

Originally Posted by utd99

The added bonus is that a new face in the dressing room often ups the application of the rest a bit. No one wants the new guy to think they’re shit.

Phil Jones strutting around in training.
Bruno: "I've seen the memes."
"Oh."

Wouldn't have killed him to score a hat-trick today.

Useless scum.

Originally Posted by Pop

Wouldn't have killed him to score a hat-trick today.

Useless scum.

if he'd sliced one shot a bit less and one shot a bit more, he would be king.

as it is, he's just a rat-faced loser. drawer. bugger.

Originally Posted by Pop

Wouldn't have killed him to score a hat-trick today.

Useless scum.

Well he had 3 decent shots on goal so that’s a hat trick of sorts for this team

He must regret sigining for United.

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

He must regret sigining for United.

Forget Presidents of America, I always think of this dude when I see polk has posted

Originally Posted by Drexl

Forget Presidents of America, I always think of this dude when I see polk has posted

https://twitter.com/TheManUtdWay/status/1223729764772589571

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/TheManUtdWay/sta...29764772589571

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/TheManUtdWay/sta...29764772589571

He was saying well done to him