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Unread 23-10-2019, 01:10 PM
Sparky***
 
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I'd have no problems converting if this happens. I'd even wear the little doily hat thing.
I've already grown a beard in preparation.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:12 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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just stoned a woman for driving a car. All in.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:13 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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More chance of one of us buying them
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:14 PM
Patty_b
 
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Get taken advantage of and have our pockets picked, or get taken advantage of and have money rammed into our pockets.

Prefer neither, but I'd take the latter if they were the choices.

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just stoned a woman for driving a car. All in.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:14 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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I've already grown a beard in preparation.
You've got a beard!?

You need to shave the tache off for authenticity. Maybe move to Harlesden?
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:15 PM
ScarFace
 
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Do they make a halal dog food ?
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:15 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Get taken advantage of and have our pockets picked, or get taken advantage of and have money rammed into our pockets.

Prefer neither, but I'd take the latter if they were the choices.



They could put me in a harem and rodger me silly if they get rid of Ashley Young.

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just stoned a woman for driving a car. All in.
There is a lot to be said for their way of life the more I think about it.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:19 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Unread 23-10-2019, 01:26 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Keith?
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:31 PM
Sparky***
 
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You've got a beard!?

You need to shave the tache off for authenticity. Maybe move to Harlesden?
nah mate...gonna drive up and down edgeware road smoking the shisha
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:39 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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nah mate...gonna drive up and down edgeware road smoking the shisha
Shisha's lovely. Another credit in the Saudi bank.

Struggling to see any negatives at all.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:42 PM
ScarFace
 
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I thought money was no object to these lot...why bother bidding? Just offer what the Glazers ask or even better, bump them all off apart from those that want to sell for a fiver.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 01:42 PM
Pop
 
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Great news. Putting together a grooming gang in anticipation.

PM me for rates, rules and holiday timetables.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 02:12 PM
ScarFace
 
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The womens team are going to busy off the pitch.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 02:37 PM
Seamus
 
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I thought money was no object to these lot...why bother bidding? Just offer what the Glazers ask or even better, bump them all off apart from those that want to sell for a fiver.
yeah but they love to haggle, its in their blood
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 02:55 PM
rubbernecker
 
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I'm on the fence

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Pluses

A few Crucifixions and beheadings will at least bring a bit of spice and colour to Warwick Road

Mates rates for Bin Laden construction to rebuild the stadium

Downside

Going to be a bit awkward when our new overlords are bankrolling the next terrorist attack in the UK blowing up innocent civilians

Still it'll be worth it to easily afford 500k a week for some footballing mercenary to prop up the forward line I suppose
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 03:00 PM
Patty_b
 
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I'm on the fence



Pluses

A few Crucifixions and beheadings will at least bring a bit of spice and colour to Warwick Road

Downside

Going to be a bit awkward when our new overlords are bankrolling the next terrorist attack in the UK blowing up innocent civilians

Still it'll be worth it to easily afford 500k a week for some footballing mercenary to prop up the forward line I suppose
Good points.

Throw in a couple of midfielders and a left back in as well (the team, not the noose).

Problem solved, done deal.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 03:03 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Going to be a bit awkward when our new overlords are bankrolling the next terrorist attack in the UK blowing up innocent civilians
think of the piss boiling though
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 03:07 PM
Ethers
 
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Cheers for posting dead bodies in the Football forum pal. Much appreciated.
 
Unread 23-10-2019, 03:20 PM
red red robbo
 
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Good points.

Throw in a couple of midfielders and a left back in as well (the team, not the noose).

Problem solved, done deal.
Weeeeellllll, there are a couple...

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yeah but they love to haggle, its in their blood
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