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Unread 26-09-2023, 09:39 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Twice over the limit, If you needed further evidence of what a #@&%! he is.
That's his weight, by the looks of it.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 04:56 PM
Lodestar
 
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Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:08 PM
Dacter
 
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Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.
It was Unitedís fault. Shouldíve taken better care of him.

Or something like that.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:18 PM
NedKelly
 
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Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:28 PM
Finport Red
 
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Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting
Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. Itís why heís currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:30 PM
NedKelly
 
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Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. Itís why heís currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.
Heíd get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:32 PM
Finport Red
 
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Heíd get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.
That would be Unitedís fault too.

And Iím not that small.
 
Unread 28-09-2023, 08:42 PM
Sparky***
 
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Another one of our 'misunderstood geniuses' who was going to show us all how good he was when he left.

#@&%! around doing £#%&! all.

Him and sancho will probably end up as full-time twitch streamers
 
Unread 30-10-2023, 12:37 AM
92ToBury
 
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From the Star:

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Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad
Oops.
 
Unread 30-10-2023, 05:05 AM
Weekend Hussler
 
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From the Star:

Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad

Oops.
Bring him home. #beanz
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