Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Twice over the limit, If you needed further evidence of what a #@&%! he is.

That's his weight, by the looks of it.

Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.

Originally Posted by Lodestar

Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.

It was United’s fault. Should’ve taken better care of him.

Or something like that.

Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting

Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. It’s why he’s currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. It’s why he’s currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.

He’d get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He’d get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.

That would be United’s fault too.

And I’m not that small.

Another one of our 'misunderstood geniuses' who was going to show us all how good he was when he left.

#@&%! around doing £#%&! all.

Him and sancho will probably end up as full-time twitch streamers

From the Star:

Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad

Oops.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

From the Star:

Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad

Oops.

Bring him home. #beanz