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Unread 22-09-2019, 10:35 PM
utd99
 
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Is he?

Wtf are we waiting for?
The pair of 2ís.
 
Unread 22-09-2019, 11:01 PM
Brucie
 
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Think I'm done with the #@&%!.....

Whoever I had that bet with, name your charity .

Disgusting to come in at that point of the game and not touch the ball till the 85th minute...

Borderline senior player now, through the ranks....buck up goblin @#%&! .
Me.

Can't remember what the amount was. 20 was it?
Irish Guide Dogs or The Dogs Trust, thanks.

Will happily donate to whatever your one was too, if you'd let me know
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 07:24 AM
Patty_b
 
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Shite @#%&! who got far too big for his boots, and another one we'll not be able to shift because we put him on inflated wages that no other club who can afford to offer him the same is ran badly enough to actually do it.

None of that matters though because he will be signing a new contract soon enough, securing himself as the most overpaid, talent-less man-child the Premier League has ever seen.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 07:26 AM
Sparky***
 
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Welcome to 4 years ago
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 07:40 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Me.

Can't remember what the amount was. 20 was it?
Irish Guide Dogs or The Dogs Trust, thanks.

Will happily donate to whatever your one was too, if you'd let me know

Will try and find the post (no dogs, no irish)
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 07:45 AM
Seamus
 
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Stock never been lower. Been slated online on all his accounts for weeks...

His best mate goes off injured, were still kind of in this game hold this L .....£#%&!ing moron comes on and does absolutely nothing for 20 minutes...

Even his blocked shot was half arsed....if he commits to it and goes through their defender it's a goal....



Nope.

Also please drop the snide.
he spewed it. Didnt fancy it as he morphed in to Lukaku lite
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 07:47 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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he spewed it. Didnt fancy it as he morphed in to Lukaku lite
Pretty sure he was injured pal.....didn't look fit from the start.....

But then it's got to be shut chasing endless shit Mata through balls and playing midweek against so Uzbekistan chicken farmers.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 08:31 AM
Seamus
 
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that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 08:37 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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To the point where people arent even aware of his age.

He'll still be How-do-you-do-fellow-kids-ing it in 5 years time.
i've heard his nickname in the dressing room is 'bunks'.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 08:40 AM
Ranier Wolfcastle
 
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Welcome to 4 years ago
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Unread 23-09-2019, 08:43 AM
Cream
 
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i've heard his nickname in the dressing room is 'bunks'.


So, you're saying Bunks nickname in a certain whatsapp group is ... beanz?
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 09:30 AM
windy waffles
 
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that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale
He should be rested - he's the only striker we have got left.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 09:39 AM
shenwen
 
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He should be rested - he's the only striker we have got left.
Mental as it sounds - this is correct

Stick Lingard up front for Rochdale. Pad out his goals/assists stats
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 09:53 AM
AK14
 
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that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale
This one?


Thatís £#%&!ing shocking
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 09:56 AM
Cream
 
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This one?

https://twitter.com/zeezish___/statu...708530688?s=21

Thatís £#%&!ing shocking
What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 10:05 AM
Patty_b
 
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What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.
The only benefit of the doubt I can give him is that he looked up at the goalkeeper and lost control of the ball. Not that it's an excuse for a Man United striker on about £200k pw.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 10:29 AM
Baron
 
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What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.
He lacks the consistency of a top quality striker. Capable of some fantastic things, but his bottom level.... jeez, it's low. Really needs to up that consistency to show a consistent first touch, link up play etc.

Lingard on the other hand is simply dogshit. His bottom level is Championship standard, his top level is mid-table at best. Nowhere near a Utd player, never should have been, never will be. It takes a squad of all kinds of ability, but he's a little #@&%! & he's shit at football. £#%&! knows why he's still at the club.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 10:30 AM
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Looked to me like he wanted to shift it inside a bit to his right foot and open the angle and got distracted be the covering defender coming in at pace from where he wanted to move the ball to and got caught in indecision. Classic lack of confidence, worrying about what the defender is doing rather than just doing what he wants to do.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 10:31 AM
My Name is Keith
 
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Lingard on the other hand is simply dogshit. His bottom level is Championship standard, his top level is mid-table at best. Nowhere near a Utd player, never should have been, never will be. It takes a squad of all kinds of ability, but he's a little #@&%! & he's shit at football. £#%&! knows why he's still at the club.
Itís insane. Occupies a key position and consistently contributes £#%&! all.
 
Unread 23-09-2019, 10:34 AM
Cream
 
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Looked to me like he wanted to shift it inside a bit to his right foot and open the angle and got distracted be the covering defender coming in at pace from where he wanted to move the ball to and got caught in indecision. Classic lack of confidence, worrying about what the defender is doing rather than just doing what he wants to do.
Gotcha.

I suppose they'll be days like these.

I remember players talking about not reading the papers. No chance players today aren't glued to social media. He'll have to buckle up.
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