Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by AK14

Is he?

Wtf are we waiting for?

The pair of 2’s.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Think I'm done with the #@&%!.....

Whoever I had that bet with, name your charity .

Disgusting to come in at that point of the game and not touch the ball till the 85th minute...

Borderline senior player now, through the ranks....buck up goblin @#%&! .

Me.

Can't remember what the amount was. 20 was it?
Irish Guide Dogs or The Dogs Trust, thanks.

Will happily donate to whatever your one was too, if you'd let me know

Shite @#%&! who got far too big for his boots, and another one we'll not be able to shift because we put him on inflated wages that no other club who can afford to offer him the same is ran badly enough to actually do it.

None of that matters though because he will be signing a new contract soon enough, securing himself as the most overpaid, talent-less man-child the Premier League has ever seen.

Welcome to 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Brucie

Me.

Can't remember what the amount was. 20 was it?
Irish Guide Dogs or The Dogs Trust, thanks.

Will happily donate to whatever your one was too, if you'd let me know

Will try and find the post (no dogs, no irish)

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Stock never been lower. Been slated online on all his accounts for weeks...

His best mate goes off injured, were still kind of in this game hold this L .....£#%&!ing moron comes on and does absolutely nothing for 20 minutes...

Even his blocked shot was half arsed....if he commits to it and goes through their defender it's a goal....



Nope.

Also please drop the snide.

he spewed it. Didnt fancy it as he morphed in to Lukaku lite

Originally Posted by Seamus

he spewed it. Didnt fancy it as he morphed in to Lukaku lite

Pretty sure he was injured pal.....didn't look fit from the start.....

But then it's got to be shut chasing endless shit Mata through balls and playing midweek against so Uzbekistan chicken farmers.

that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale

Originally Posted by Clownbones

To the point where people arent even aware of his age.

He'll still be How-do-you-do-fellow-kids-ing it in 5 years time.

i've heard his nickname in the dressing room is 'bunks'.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Welcome to 4 years ago

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Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i've heard his nickname in the dressing room is 'bunks'.

So, you're saying Bunks nickname in a certain whatsapp group is ... beanz?

Originally Posted by Seamus

that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale

He should be rested - he's the only striker we have got left.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He should be rested - he's the only striker we have got left.

Mental as it sounds - this is correct

Stick Lingard up front for Rochdale. Pad out his goals/assists stats

Originally Posted by Seamus

that one where he was running on clean through and tripped over his feet

Apparently Greenwood is back for Rochdale

This one?

https://twitter.com/zeezish___/status/1175787923708530688?s=21

That’s £#%&!ing shocking

Originally Posted by AK14

This one?

https://twitter.com/zeezish___/statu...708530688?s=21

That’s £#%&!ing shocking

What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.

Originally Posted by Cream

What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.

The only benefit of the doubt I can give him is that he looked up at the goalkeeper and lost control of the ball. Not that it's an excuse for a Man United striker on about £200k pw.

Originally Posted by Cream

What even happened there?

I'm looking for a bobble or a fluffed stepover.

He lacks the consistency of a top quality striker. Capable of some fantastic things, but his bottom level.... jeez, it's low. Really needs to up that consistency to show a consistent first touch, link up play etc.

Lingard on the other hand is simply dogshit. His bottom level is Championship standard, his top level is mid-table at best. Nowhere near a Utd player, never should have been, never will be. It takes a squad of all kinds of ability, but he's a little #@&%! & he's shit at football. £#%&! knows why he's still at the club.

Looked to me like he wanted to shift it inside a bit to his right foot and open the angle and got distracted be the covering defender coming in at pace from where he wanted to move the ball to and got caught in indecision. Classic lack of confidence, worrying about what the defender is doing rather than just doing what he wants to do.

Originally Posted by Baron

Lingard on the other hand is simply dogshit. His bottom level is Championship standard, his top level is mid-table at best. Nowhere near a Utd player, never should have been, never will be. It takes a squad of all kinds of ability, but he's a little #@&%! & he's shit at football. £#%&! knows why he's still at the club.

It’s insane. Occupies a key position and consistently contributes £#%&! all.

Originally Posted by dunk

Looked to me like he wanted to shift it inside a bit to his right foot and open the angle and got distracted be the covering defender coming in at pace from where he wanted to move the ball to and got caught in indecision. Classic lack of confidence, worrying about what the defender is doing rather than just doing what he wants to do.

Gotcha.

I suppose they'll be days like these.

I remember players talking about not reading the papers. No chance players today aren't glued to social media. He'll have to buckle up.