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Unread 30-06-2020, 09:56 AM
doudou
 
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Mystery solved -- am now 99% sure it was last night's kebab.

Serves me right for Googling "covid symptoms" tbf
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:06 AM
Fat Al
 
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I say go for it.


The 'Tell us a story' thread needs some more material.
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:10 AM
doudou
 
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Just taken an Imodium. Should be fine I reckon
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:20 AM
elhombre
 
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Just taken an Imodium. Should be fine I reckon
nothing worse in terms of social inconvenience

i got it really bad a few months ago running

i literally stopped dead in my tracks

i was goose stepping down Barlow Moor Rd clenching my ring piece and seeing stars - actual stars.

when i managed to find a bush and be at one with nature, i had tears in my eyes...
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:24 AM
est.1878
 
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Normative determinism in action.


What's the meet for, pub SESH? France?..
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:29 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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Just taken an Imodium. Should be fine I reckon
Butt plug? Can't be too well prepared.
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:30 AM
doudou
 
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What's the meet for, pub SESH? France?..
Lunch when I get to Luxembourg City , will then be in the office then beers in the evening.
On the train now, the die is cast
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:34 AM
no fun
 
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nothing worse in terms of social inconvenience

i got it really bad a few months ago running

i literally stopped dead in my tracks

i was goose stepping down Barlow Moor Rd clenching my ring piece and seeing stars - actual stars.

when i managed to find a bush and be at one with nature, i had tears in my eyes...
My most recent near miss was on holiday....walking back to the hotel with the pegger I felt a rumbling....told her I was going on ahead....within a few seconds I was walking like John Inman on a promise....thought I had shat myself in the lift but clenched it in, managed to reach the throne and release the mix....I was sweating like Prince Andrew in an unstaffed youth club, but avoided any unpleasantness
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:45 AM
believe
 
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some crackers here

https://www.utdforum.com/forum/showt...highlight=lift
 
Unread 30-06-2020, 10:45 AM
big chief
 
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Just taken an Imodium. Should be fine I reckon
Get some charcoal tablets - work wonders if it was some dodgy food. They take up the toxins
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