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Old 20-04-2018, 10:04 PM
Zorg
 
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Yeah the start is chore tbh the lack of sleep is a killer.

Love asking new parents how their sleep is, and laughing out loud as you see them shrivel up.

Alternatively it kills me when one of them is a lucky cunt and had one of those docile babies sleeps 8 hrs straight.
Our daughter barely slept at all for the first 16 months. Thought I was going to lose my sanity tbh, it was a total nightmare. She’s great now, dead easy, never wakes before 7.30, but there’s no chance we’re risking another. She can have a dog
 
Old 20-04-2018, 10:35 PM
Billy Redface
 
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hate them. the type when you have 4 days of work due to bank holidays say shit like "i were bored by'second day. couldn't wait to be back, tbh"

the type who would still keep their job if they won £115m on the euromillions, nqat.
People who complain about having annual leave to use up.

"I've got 9 days of leave to use before the end of the month"

Fucking take 9 days off then, you stupid cunts!!
 
Old 20-04-2018, 11:17 PM
red in cumbria
 
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People who complain about having annual leave to use up.

"I've got 9 days of leave to use before the end of the month"

Fucking take 9 days off then, you stupid cunts!!
The ones who would actually rather carry on working
 
Old 20-04-2018, 11:56 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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9 months they are utter cunts (they come out far too early in my opinion.

9-18 months, some drama but ok.

2 years onwards, best Think ever, you also get your sleep back...
big bunks knows

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People who complain about having annual leave to use up.

"I've got 9 days of leave to use before the end of the month"

Fucking take 9 days off then, you stupid cunts!!
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The ones who would actually rather carry on working


i don't understand the mentality. i would literally prefer to sit in my own house doing absolutely nothing than going to work. i don't get how these bastards enjoy working? i can think of 100 things i'd rather do than work. fucking hate being constrained for all day
 
Old 21-04-2018, 12:52 AM
Cream
 
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they're only like that when they're very young, and it depends how much you let them get away with.

when mine were young, i put a digital clock on their bedside table and told them they couldn't come out of their room until the first number was a 7. they both got used to it easily and were happy enough. otherwise, the little fuckers are running about at half four in the summer. i couldn't handle that at all.
We cage puppies. Eventually they grow to love their little safety pens.

Children are no different.
 
Old 21-04-2018, 08:17 AM
irk
 
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When fred turns into mumsnet
 
Old 21-04-2018, 08:32 AM
Zorg
 
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People who complain about having annual leave to use up.

"I've got 9 days of leave to use before the end of the month"

Fucking take 9 days off then, you stupid cunts!!


Odballs, nqat
 
Old 21-04-2018, 08:48 AM
no fun
 
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When fred turns into mumsnet
...but she just doesn’t understand me....
 
Old 21-04-2018, 08:49 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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When fred turns into mumsnet
You’re right, very unreasonable...

More Dad shaming
 
Old 21-04-2018, 10:03 AM
irk
 
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We cage puppies. Eventually they grow to love their little safety pens.

Children are no different.
Good band.
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