Cristiano Ronaldo has asked to leave Manchester United...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Can see him going to Chelsea...

SURELY we don’t let that happen.

Wow, the lack of loyalty shown round here is enlightening.

Hope Ronnie is ok. We need to reach out and assure him that something special is happening here.

Originally Posted by Blomq15

Ha. Nice.

I like Ronny. A lot. But this was never a good fit. We need to reduce the egos in the dressing room. Lingard and Pogba going is massive. Ronny going would be right. Maguire next please.

Ronaldo a dressing room ego

Absolutely no chance you're a red ..

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

SURELY we don’t let that happen.

Marquee signing for the new owners...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Could of fooled me ...

Good one

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Ronaldo a dressing room ego

Absolutely no chance you're a red ..

£#%&! off.

Originally Posted by Blomq15

Ha. Nice.

I like Ronny. A lot. But this was never a good fit. We need to reduce the egos in the dressing room. Lingard and Pogba going is massive. Ronny going would be right. Maguire next please.

Yeah no egos in the 94 squad, or 99, or 08, or 13....

If this is true, there seemingly must be interest from somewhere. No way we let him go to Chelsea (unless there's someone we want in return?) and I don't really believe the Bayern links. Would understand if he perhaps wants to move back / closer to home after the family stuff at the end of last season.

If he wants to go, and any non-English club wants him, let him go IMO. Going into last season, we were wondering how we'd fit in our forward options If Ronaldo goes, it's Rashford, Elanga, Martial and Sancho

Who the £#%&! we going to replace him with?

It’s like a beautiful ex came back into our life but when she saw us with greying hair, beer belly, our Google search history and the skid marks in our duds she realised we simply couldn’t offer what she needed - she’d kept herself in great nick and we were offering her Saturday nights in with Netflix, wrestling and an Iceland pizza.

Fare thee well sweet Prince. You deserve it (clap clap clap clap)

Originally Posted by Vedder

Who the £#%&! we going to replace him with?

Michael Owen?

Originally Posted by Vedder

Who the £#%&! we going to replace him with?

Boris Johnson.

I find myself largely unarsed tbh. He’s going next summer anyway, he’s ancient and if he does go it means more new blood for ETH to programme. I’m in.

See ya Ron. You were the only light in an utterly dismal season.

Straight swap for Gnabry.

It would have been nice if he'd helped to bridge us to the other side. The team will need his goals and experience, even if it's at the first of a bit of pressing.

He still has a lot to offer.

We're struggling to get players in, there's no chance we'll sign a decent striker at well.

Joao Felix is the one

Originally Posted by Vedder

Joao Felix is the one

He’s not a striker, really.

If ETH wants a proper 9, options are limited.

Originally Posted by dunk

I find myself largely unarsed tbh. He’s going next summer anyway, he’s ancient and if he does go it means more new blood for ETH to programme. I’m in.

See ya Ron. You were the only light in an utterly dismal season.

Straight swap for Gnabry.

Yeah gnabry swap was my first thought.

Really hope it’s not true but if so wish him all the best and send him on his way.

I'll be sad to see him go.

I understand his reasons though... he is the most driven man ever

I bet the Glazer's are loving this. Another wedge of the wage bill

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

imagine the bins taking themselves out on the allocated day

this is brilliant news. We can now get a forward that can help us be more fluid.

And you lot shouldn’t start saying good riddance and a lot of you refused to call it as it was before or maybe you could see it.

ronaldo is only good for ronaldo and his stats. The ronaldo we see in this era isn’t good enough for a top team, his goals come and a price to the team.