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Unread 14-05-2022, 07:59 AM
big chief
 
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I’m thinking Maguire. He seems particularly thin-skinned. Not sure on the other - most of the squad have reason to want to lamp him.
Wasn't he getting married in Crewe yesterday?
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 08:19 AM
Switching Off
 
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How romantic.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 09:26 AM
windy waffles
 
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Glad to hear it tbh.

The thought of any of those p*****s in a fight is laughable, though.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 09:46 AM
Ethers
 
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Twitter saying it was Greenwood and Ella Toone
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 10:09 AM
Seamus
 
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Elanga and lingard
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 10:19 AM
NedKelly
 
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I have it on good authority that Lingard lunged at Matic, who unfortunately wasn’t able to turn away in time. However he responded by picking Jesse up and throwing him into the ground, skull first, leaving his brains splattered across the floor, reminiscent of a tin of Heinz finest smushed all over the place.

Neither of the players appear to have any lasting injuries that will effect future performances.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 10:55 AM
Jethro
 
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Should be some amazing stories about the past few years soon. I am sure Pogba has a book deal lined up. Lingard a Netflix original no doubt.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 10:58 AM
BarryX
 
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Players were crapping at training. Or just crap at it, as we've seen for the last 10 years.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 11:04 AM
NedKelly
 
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Players were crapping at training.
Fletcher’s influence
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 11:05 AM
Curtis
 
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Oh I do hope Lingard got a good kicking. He really needs one.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 11:57 AM
Stickman
 
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Stays on here when you do find out yeah?
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:42 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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It was Maguire and The Scottish Player.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was The Scottish Player, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:46 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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Elanga and lingard
If that is true that should be the end of “what exactly does Elanga do”
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:47 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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If that is true that should be the end of “what exactly does Elanga do”
New 5 year deal 👍
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:49 PM
Sloppy
 
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It was Maguire and The Scottish Player.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was The Scottish Player, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.
It's sunny outside mate.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:50 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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It's sunny outside mate.
Took about 90s pal.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:55 PM
Ethers
 
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It's sunny outside mate.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:57 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Says the guy posting two ‘eye opening reads’ slating our manager on another thread
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 12:58 PM
NedKelly
 
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Says the guy posting two ‘eye opening reads’ slating our manager on another thread
All he did was post a smiley mate
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 01:00 PM
puressence
 
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Can’t believe who it was ffs 🤦‍♂️
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