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Unread 25-04-2022, 07:24 PM
Drexl
 
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I paired it with half an easter egg. Proper good grub. All the food groups (except protein... I should have bought a peanut M&M easter egg thinking about it)

#realfood

You lot should be thanking me on behalf of your kids for doing my part towards a sustainable future, but nooooo....
 
Unread 25-04-2022, 07:27 PM
Baron
 
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the more I look the worse it gets. f***ing hell drex, I feel genuine sympathy for your toilet tonight.
Heís gonna need a trowel & a sick bag to take care of that or itíll be a danger to shipping.
 
Unread 25-04-2022, 07:38 PM
Drexl
 
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Heís gonna need a trowel & a sick bag to take care of that or itíll be a danger to shipping.
There's no chance of a ride in your Porche then I take it?
 
Unread 25-04-2022, 07:43 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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You lot should be thanking me on behalf of your kids for doing my part towards a sustainable future, but nooooo....

I'd honestly rather they died....

Get it out the way......it's making my gip..

Like scar had a brother but he was vegan, translucent and needed a good feed, Scars negative...

This place man...
 
Unread 25-04-2022, 07:51 PM
Drexl
 
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I'd honestly rather they died....

Get it out the way......it's making my gip..

Like scar had a brother but he was vegan, translucent and needed a good feed, Scars negative...

This place man...
no wonder I'm seeing ghosts in the local cemetery.

"oh he smells like rotting vegetation, he must be one of us"

Vegetables Opening doors that cannot be shut
 
Unread 25-04-2022, 09:59 PM
Baron
 
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There's no chance of a ride in your Porche then I take it?
No, because I sold it 18 months ago. If I hadnít, still no.
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 10:50 AM
AK14
 
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Looks like the contents of an old peoples' home hoover bag.
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 10:54 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Looks like the contents of an old peoples' home hoover bag.
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 10:56 AM
Drexl
 
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Today I shall be using the water I used to boil the sunday-dinnoh veg as a stock for a vegetable rice dish.

BOOM the joy is never ending
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 11:18 AM
Street Magician
 
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Today I shall be using the water I used to boil the sunday-dinnoh veg as a stock for a vegetable rice dish.

BOOM the joy is never ending
Please don't! Otherwise your mix would shame Chernobyl so much on a radioactive scale. Your Gaff will need a dome constructing over it!
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 11:22 AM
Drexl
 
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Please don't! Otherwise your mix would shame Chernobyl so much on a radioactive scale. Your Gaff will need a dome constructing over it!
you have a point there tbf.

I should find a way of bottling the methane and powering my car with it. You will be sent 10% stock in my new company
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 11:25 AM
Street Magician
 
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you have a point there tbf.

I should find a way of bottling the methane and powering my car with it. You will be sent 10% stock in my new company
Or you could weaponise it and send it to the Ukrainians... war over in minutes as the Russian army would be wiped out in seconds and you'd be a hero.
 
Unread 26-04-2022, 11:30 AM
Drexl
 
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Or you could weaponise it and send it to the Ukrainians... war over in minutes as the Russian army would be wiped out in seconds and you'd be a hero.
it's like that Wilfred Owen poem Dulce et Decorum Est

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!óAn ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundíring like a man in fire or lime.ó
As he managed to say: Bloody hell Drex, it's like the contents of an old folk's home hoover bag!
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