Ralf Rangnick

Think I'd quite fancy going to work, fail at every conceivable metric, blame it on everyone around me, including the incompetence of my colleagues and senior leadership, then walk out into a new job that I was completely unqualified for, all whilst still getting paid for the next 2 years for the job I'm leaving.

This bloke is the ultimate blagger. I get that he thinks the players are all shit, but has he ever managed a group in his career with this much talent?

Must have been one helluva squad at FC Energy Drink or wherever he came from.

Originally Posted by Neo

Think I'd quite fancy going to work, fail at every conceivable metric, blame it on everyone around me, including the incompetence of my colleagues and senior leadership, then walk out into a new job that I was completely unqualified for, all whilst still getting paid for the next 2 years for the job I'm leaving.

This bloke is the ultimate blagger. I get that he thinks the players are all shit, but has he ever managed a group in his career with this much talent?

Must have been one helluva squad at FC Energy Drink or wherever he came from.

Don’t forget doing all that and still having people say he’s the best thing that’s happened to the club.

Originally Posted by believe

Not much United can do when Austria come knocking.

Originally Posted by Neo

Think I'd quite fancy going to work, fail at every conceivable metric, blame it on everyone around me, including the incompetence of my colleagues and senior leadership, then walk out into a new job that I was completely unqualified for, all whilst still getting paid for the next 2 years for the job I'm leaving.

This bloke is the ultimate blagger. I get that he thinks the players are all shit, but has he ever managed a group in his career with this much talent?

Must have been one helluva squad at FC Energy Drink or wherever he came from.

There's 7.7 billion people in the world. Out of all of them I don't believe Rangnick makes the top half.

First dibs on Austrian talent

Originally Posted by Neo

Think I'd quite fancy going to work, fail at every conceivable metric, blame it on everyone around me, including the incompetence of my colleagues and senior leadership, then walk out into a new job that I was completely unqualified for, all whilst still getting paid for the next 2 years for the job I'm leaving.

This bloke is the ultimate blagger. I get that he thinks the players are all shit, but has he ever managed a group in his career with this much talent?

Must have been one helluva squad at FC Energy Drink or wherever he came from.

Talent? Don't know where you're getting that impression from.

Then again you think Pogba is great so that explains a lot..

Originally Posted by dunk

First dibs on Austrian talent

Laimer

Pretty much everyone on here agrees that the entire squad is full of absolute wage thiefs.


Manager points it out and he gets pelters for it

Pretty sure Ole was hounded out for basically defending the players all the time. How strange.


Do not go gently into the night, sweet prince. Good luck with Austria

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Laimer

Munich bound I fear..

Wtf !?!

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1519992793892065280?t=42f3yAM0x4VDCB76kOcltw&s=19

2 pay packets

Two-wage-Ralf

We're the biggest mugs in the game.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Pretty much everyone on here agrees that the entire squad is full of absolute wage thiefs.


Manager points it out and he gets pelters for it

Pretty sure Ole was hounded out for basically defending the players all the time. How strange.


Do not go gently into the night, sweet prince. Good luck with Austria

Mourinho also slagged the players off and played horrendous football which did my head in then tbh. Ive got no real beef with Rangnick, but he has been shit.

Worst points total in premier League history < told the board we had some shit players...


He's a £#%&!ing fraud, just let him go

What an absolute farce.

“What’s that Joel? You want this months advisory report? Didn’t I bloody send it you?! Sorry pal. Yeah basically it said everything is still rubbish and needs to be made better. Will that do? Excellent. Yeah, send it to my Monzo if you don’t mind”

Originally Posted by Ethers

What an absolute farce.

“What’s that Joel? You want this months advisory report? Didn’t I bloody send it you?! Sorry pal. Yeah basically it said everything is still rubbish and needs to be made better. Will that do? Excellent. Yeah, send it to my Monzo if you don’t mind”

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Worst points total in premier League history < told the board we had some shit players...


He's a £#%&!ing fraud, just let him go

Re-name the stretty after him?

Little plaque underneath: ‘Worst points total evoh, out of every cup at the very first opportunity, record away losses, humiliated by our rivals but told the press our players were all shit.’

'Der Gaffer'.

Been 'a breath of fresh air' though, apparently.

Ralf continuing the fight from within by blagging more money from the glazers

Sounds like the owners shit themselves when Ralf called them, the squad and the structure out, so have allowed him to find another job and most likely told him he won’t be needed any longer.

Yay.