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Unread 09-04-2022, 08:50 PM
Poop
 
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Cousins on FB posting revealing photos of themselves.

WTF??

Put it away love.
You have to post them now. Don't even need a name, I promise I won't have found her profile in 5 minutes.
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 08:58 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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You have to post them now. Don't even need a name, I promise I won't have found her profile in 5 minutes.
Mate.

You found the hot Brazilian banker I was working with in 5 minutes about 5 years ago.

Not a chance
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 09:12 PM
waynes ear's
 
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You have to post them now. Don't even need a name, I promise I won't have found her profile in 5 minutes.
yhpm
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 10:42 PM
92ToBury
 
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Mate.

You found the hot Brazilian banker I was working with in 5 minutes about 5 years ago.

Not a chance
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yhpm
 
Unread 12-04-2022, 12:14 PM
waynes ear's
 
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People with croaky voices. Not because they’re ill or anything its just croaky.

Wanna volley the f***ing c*** in the throat
 
Unread 12-04-2022, 12:52 PM
Drexl
 
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People with croaky voices. Not because they’re ill or anything its just croaky.

Wanna volley the f***ing c*** in the throat
Shaggy Rodgers would not like that

 
Unread 14-04-2022, 12:27 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Mrs has just said “I’m ordering lunch. What do you want” so I request a ham and cheese salad Vienna and rocky road slice.

No cheese on the Vienna and I get millionaires shortbread. “There was no option for cheese so I didn’t order it”….

People offering up food and not ordering what you want really boils my piss.
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 01:42 PM
dinger
 
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Spotify ads, the voices/accents of the actors in particular. Are they deliberately picking voices that really grate? are they openly goading me until I snap and go premium?

Latest one is a woman that has that really annoying smug accent that Fern Cotton had, I cant put my finger on why that accent in particular annoys me it just really does.
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 02:38 PM
windy waffles
 
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Spotify ads, the voices/accents of the actors in particular. Are they deliberately picking voices that really grate? are they openly goading me until I snap and go premium?

Latest one is a woman that has that really annoying smug accent that Fern Cotton had, I cant put my finger on why that accent in particular annoys me it just really does.
Didn't realise there were still people who refuse to pay Spotify £10 per month and listened to adverts.

Wow...
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 03:36 PM
est.1878
 
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People with neck cushions for short haul flights and make no attempt to sleep...
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 03:40 PM
guerreiro
 
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People with croaky voices. Not because they’re ill or anything its just croaky.

Wanna volley the f***ing c*** in the throat
My missus’s working from home last year. Her boss had one of them voice box things. Drove me up the wall listening to that Darlek every day
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 03:44 PM
Drexl
 
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My mum buying me socks for Easter with a big JCB logo on them
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 03:44 PM
suedeshoes
 
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are they openly goading me until I snap and go premium?
Of course they are. Put your hand in your pocket you tight bastard.
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 04:34 PM
windy waffles
 
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Of course they are. Put your hand in your pocket you tight bastard.
This.

Or get a phone deal with it included.

I've not had to 'pay' for Spotify for about eight years.
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 05:17 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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This.

Or get a phone deal with it included.

I've not had to 'pay' for Spotify for about eight years.
A up Elon is in....


McDonald's putting FOUR gurhkins on a single cheese burger.....f***ing funny that mate ..
 
Unread 14-04-2022, 09:40 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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People with neck cushions for short haul flights and make no attempt to sleep...
You been on holiday pal?
 
Unread 17-04-2022, 02:20 PM
suedeshoes
 
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People calling the Premier League the Premiership.
 
Unread 17-04-2022, 03:22 PM
windy waffles
 
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People with those dashboard cams on their windscreens.

****ers of the highest order.
 
Unread 17-04-2022, 03:25 PM
Sparky***
 
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People with those dashboard cams on their windscreens.

****ers of the highest order.
what's wrong with dashcams?

If you get involved in an accident where liability is disputed, they can be a life saver
 
Unread 17-04-2022, 03:28 PM
windy waffles
 
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what's wrong with dashcams?

If you get involved in an accident where liability is disputed, they can be a life saver
It's something I'm unreasonably intolerant about...
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