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Unread 30-09-2020, 04:17 PM
Switching Off
 
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When chocolate oranges aren't on offer for a quid in Tesco
 
Unread 30-09-2020, 05:08 PM
andyroo
 
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When chocolate oranges aren't on offer for a quid in Tesco
They're usually about three or four for a euro in "Dealz" or the like. Only a few weeks out of date too. Quite reasonable.
 
Unread 01-10-2020, 08:31 AM
barca99
 
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It will have been said but slow walkers!

f***ing dawdling about, move out the way ffs.
 
Unread 01-10-2020, 09:00 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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COVID one way systems.....
 
Unread 01-10-2020, 09:04 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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COVID one way systems.....
This.

Especially in supermarkets.

So to get to part of the aisle I need....I have to walk all the way through an aisle I don't need, therefore spreading myself over a wider area....passing people in one direction, that I wouldn't come across in the other direction.
 
Unread 01-10-2020, 09:10 AM
redhegemony
 
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This.

Especially in supermarkets.

So to get to part of the aisle I need....I have to walk all the way through an aisle I don't need, therefore spreading myself over a wider area....passing people in one direction, that I wouldn't come across in the other direction.
Ours have long since gone..
 
Unread 04-10-2020, 12:03 PM
est.1878
 
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Men with hairy backs going swimming
 
Unread 04-10-2020, 12:06 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Flicking through the channels, finding something you want to just quickly check out but it's on adverts..... about 4 things in a row
 
Unread 04-10-2020, 12:16 PM
waynes ear's
 
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When chocolate oranges aren't on offer for a quid in Tesco
Tesco Stretford. 75p. Pallet full of them
 
Unread 04-10-2020, 01:32 PM
M33mike
 
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Fat people driving fast cars
 
Unread 05-10-2020, 08:25 AM
programmes?
 
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When the mrs puts the sauce bottles back in the cupboard on their base, even though they're designed to be sat on their top, to keep the f***ing sauce at the business end of the bottle.

The f***ing label is a massive f***ing hint!!!
 
Unread 06-10-2020, 04:47 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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6 month anniversary.

Not a thing.

Anni.....Annual.... YEAR.

Grow up.
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 06:37 AM
believe
 
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6 month anniversary.

Not a thing.

Anni.....Annual.... YEAR.

Grow up.
Met my missus after work on Monday and about an hour in I could see something was vexing her so I asked. "It's our two week anniversary since we got engaged and you haven't said anything"
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 12:07 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Men with hairy backs going swimming
Was queueing behind a guy yesterday where his hair just carried on down his back

The barber had arbitrarily stopped the haircut halfway down the neck but there it was, growing right back.

Maybe he hadn't evolved properly? Whatever it was, it did disgust me.
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 12:15 PM
est.1878
 
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Was queueing behind a guy yesterday where his hair just carried on down his back

The barber had arbitrarily stopped the haircut halfway down the neck but there it was, growing right back.

Maybe he hadn't evolved properly? Whatever it was, it did disgust me.
How is Leeds City centre these days?
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 02:13 PM
plopborsky
 
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Met my missus after work on Monday and about an hour in I could see something was vexing her so I asked. "It's our two week anniversary since we got engaged and you haven't said anything"
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 02:42 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Salt and vinegar / Cheese and onion.

Green / Blue packet mix ups...

 
Unread 07-10-2020, 02:44 PM
Sloppy
 
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Salt and vinegar / Cheese and onion.

Green / Blue packet mix ups...

Has new thread potential this.🤔
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 02:54 PM
est.1878
 
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cheese and onion is green. Anything else is abhorrent
 
Unread 07-10-2020, 03:14 PM
believe
 
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cheese and onion is green. Anything else is abhorrent
never bad repped you before
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