Alex Telles

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1554006013015212032?s=21&t=t7ekV1_9CIv6CULb4DUGKQ

Thanks for the memories etc.

Shite. Bye.

Great player, be sad to see him go...

Absolutely useless.

However, he made Shaw up his game for a couple of months

Don't want to slag him off too much, as I'm worried in a few years time its going to come out that those weird tramlines he has in his hair are linked with some sort of disability or a lobotomy.
Obertan pace combined with positioning and movement comparable to a pawn in a chess - not a good combo.

Will be annoyed if we have to cover some of his wages in order for him to leave.

Originally Posted by Bobda

Don't want to slag him off too much, as I'm worried in a few years time its going to come out that those weird tramlines he has in his hair are linked with some sort of disability or a lobotomy.

Obertan pace combined with positioning and movement comparable to a pawn in a chess - not a good combo.

Will be annoyed if we have to cover some of his wages in order for him to leave.

He got the scars from a head injury about ten years ago.

called him early when others were putting him in the decent or even good signing category,

Another shit Ole signing… assuming Ole signed him and not Woodward.

Another pretender swiftly seen off by L-Sheezy.



Remember the lads that thought Telles was going to be first choice.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Another shit Ole signing… assuming Ole signed him and not Woodward.

only Bruno was Oles

"Manchester United to cover part of the salary"

Is this the standard carry on now? we sign players who can't cut it and then pay them to go and not cut it for someone else

The least aggressive player I have ever seen pull on a United shirt

How much do we pay him?

£#%&! me. Can United get rid of any player other than on loan and still paying the wages?

Should easily be able to get 20m if his contract was market value. Woodward and judge, useless @#%&!s in terms of footballing contracts.

Originally Posted by Neo

Another pretender swiftly seen off by L-Sheezy.



Remember the lads that thought Telles was going to be first choice.

probably blind optimism more than anything given that that fat shit was/is stinking the place out

Not half as bad as he's made out.....

He's an acceptable squad player. If we were relying on him as first choice we'd be £#%&!ed.

Probably told where he stands in the squad (3rd choice) and has asked to leave. Good for him.

I remember Tim Vickery saying what a good player he was when we signed him.

Is it just me or do viewers of South American football tend to overhype a lot of the players, and the quality of the leagues over there.

Isn't he consistently in Brazil squads? How can we not sell him then?

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Isn't he consistently in Brazil squads? How can we not sell him then?

All about the exorbitant wages we pay.