If you got picked for united...

Originally Posted by koppas

I reckon i would do a decent job. Played for West Ham reserves and also played a handful of first team games for Forest. Would do better than most imo.

Originally Posted by koppas

I reckon i would do a decent job. Played for West Ham reserves and also played a handful of first team games for Forest. Would do better than most imo.

There'd be an anti Koppas face book group and everything. Well another one

I wish I was good at football. Had to try extremely hard to be average though unfortunately.

Originally Posted by Crumps

There'd be an anti Koppas face book group and everything. Well another one

I wish I was good at football. Had to try extremely hard to be average though unfortunately.

Youre never sober long enough

Crumps is a very, very, very poor mans Paul McGrath.

Originally Posted by Wez

Youre never sober long enough

Stop judging me.


I was like a young Robbo when I wasn't playing tbf.


I'm not an alcoholic, just like your Kerry.

Originally Posted by koppas

Crumps is a very, very, very poor mans Paul McGrath.

Not a bad centre half in my day. Good in the air, could Brown @#%&!s like Wesley and can read the game. Despite my strength and power I was painfully slow even when I wasn't a fat @#%&! plus I even struggled using my left leg for standing.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Stop judging me.


I was like a young Robbo when I wasn't playing tbf.


I'm not an alcoholic, just like your Kerry.

Not a bad centre half in my day. Good in the air, could Brown @#%&!s like Wesley and can read the game. Despite my strength and power I was painfully slow even when I wasn't a fat @#%&! plus I even struggled using my left leg for standing.

Shes a right lush

Originally Posted by Wez

Shes a right lush

If she sobers up you're getting bin bagged now she's lost all that timber.

Originally Posted by Crumps

If she sobers up you're getting bin bagged now she's lost all that timber.

@#%&!

Originally Posted by Crumps

If she sobers up you're getting bin bagged now she's lost all that timber.

Thank you, I've been telling him this for days. See Wez it isn't just me who thinks it.

Dont you £#%&!ing start

I am suprised Blatter hasn't brought in a rule that english teams must have at least two delusional forumistas in their starting X1

If i was selected, I would score..........eventually, Robsonesque knack of arriving in the box at the right spot at the right time (so to speak)

Originally Posted by 42ndstreet irregular

Thank you, I've been telling him this for days. See Wez it isn't just me who thinks it.

They look so crazy in love.

Originally Posted by Wez

Dont you £#%&!ing start

Before I met you the other week I approached a bloke that looked the spit of good old Crofty and asked him if he was waiting for Ged. He looked a little puzzled and concerned.


Not as bad as 'Are you Fredsters' but I still felt like a #@&%!.

Originally Posted by Crumps

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Is Wez a bit of a looker then?

Originally Posted by Crumps

They look so crazy in love.

Before I met you the other week I approached a bloke that looked the spit of good old Crofty and asked him if he was waiting for Ged. He looked a little puzzled and concerned.


Not as bad as 'Are you Fredsters' but I still felt like a #@&%!.

Brilliant

My introduction to Sam the Sanitary Man happened after over hearing him talking about his shitting thread to other Fredsters


42nd Street

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Is Wez a bit of a looker then?

So my mum says

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Is Wez a bit of a looker then?

Kerry seems to think so, but 2 bottles of vodka an hour probably helps.

Originally Posted by Wez

42nd Street

Originally Posted by wez

so my mum says

Originally Posted by 42ndstreet irregular

kerry seems to think so, but 2 bottles of vodka an hour probably helps.

after a legendary hat trick at the cliff I am still waiting for the call. Love a 50-50 with a few @#%&!s