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if we're talking about me, as I am now, then you'd want to have your cameras ready because it would nothing short of legendary.
After running around like a headless chicken for 15 mins, I'd be leaning up against the corner flag, struggling for breath and probably vomiting. After I got my composure back I'd launch into a studs-up, flying tackle from behind on Steven Gerrard and take my standing ovation as I jogged back to to the changing rooms, past the Liverpool supporters, taking off my shirt to reveal a t-shirt with 'MURDERERS 39' on the back and bitch slapping El Fatty as I ran past the dugout. |
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I'd prefer my game to be at anfield. Winning goal in front of the Kop.
I'd then do what Veron did vs Arsenal, take the corner flag out and take my shirt off, stick my shirt on the corner flag and raise it into the air. Giving the foaming @#%&!s in the kop aneurysms. Then i'd trot off whilst bearing my arse to them all, ala Joey Barton. |
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If I got picked for United?
you mean the current english, european, and world champions? I'm fairly certain I wouldn't cut it and be a complete embarrasment In fact, I'm pretty sure that would sum up everyone on this board Forget the standard of play (which would be far beyond comprehension), you'd be shitting yourself so hard that you could barely put one foot in front of the other |
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Although, it would depend on whether or not you had stepped into the team from the terrace or whether you had a few weeks training with the first team. I reckon with the ball, I'd be alright touch and passing wise, I'd be £#%&!ed from a movement pov without a good few weeks training though. I'd be in the Berbatov role btw. |
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