If you got picked for united...

how do you honestly think you'd do? Could you do a better turn than O Shea at left back/Mr Flicks up front? I reckon i'd do a decent job on the right for 20 mins before feigning injury as i'd be completely out of breath

i want the last 20 minutes in an early League Cup tie or a pre season friendly/testimonial

id score ...deffo

yeah, right

I would last a full 90 Minutes against Sunderland Next season at Home....

I'd wear a north face Goalie top and the Stretford end would rise to its feet as i take up my position for the second half.

I'd tip a K-Rich Free kick over the bar on 82 minutes......

The Crowd would go ballistic......

No rush keeper though

Like O'Shea but shitter. Couple of foul throws, an own goal and a sending off for taking my boot off and throwing it Darren Fletcher.

I suspect the only one who wouldn't be an utter embarrasment would be Grimson.

He'd be a step up from Andy Goram.

I bet most of you guys would love (and you prob have imagined it) coming on in the last couple of mins against the poo in a title decider (or Euro cup final)and ramming in the winner....imagine that

Originally Posted by Coracao

I suspect the only one who wouldn't be an utter embarrasment would be Grimson.

He'd be a step up from Andy Goram.

well theres a premiership footballer on here so i think hed do ok. well, better than o'shea anyway

me personally i think i could cut it for about 5 minutes.

Originally Posted by Coracao

I suspect the only one who wouldn't be an utter embarrasment would be Grimson.

He'd be a step up from Andy Goram.

who else on the forum have you seen play.....?

There is two Pro footballers on here.

and a few Ex-Pros....

Id be great at cutting up the half time oranges.

Right back for 30 mins

Would just love to have the chance to have browned someone in front of the Stretford End.

Take the plaudits and hobble off the pitch £#%&!ed after my 30 mins

Throw my shirt into WL106 on my way down the tunnel



Edit: 2/10 for performance

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

who else on the forum have you seen play.....?

There is two Pro footballers on here.

and a few Ex-Pros....

Who are they then?

Originally Posted by Wez

Right back for 30 mins

Would just love to have the chance to have browned someone in front of the Stretford End.

Take the plaudits and hobble off the pitch £#%&!ed after my 30 mins

Throw my shirt into WL106 on my way down the tunnel

Don't kick the arse out of it mate

If you were ever given the opportunity to fulfill your dream, you'd be hated by loads. How many times do people start hating players because they aren't good enough? It's not Bellion's fault he got bought and selected for example but people still hated him.

Originally Posted by borsuk

yeah, right

ok...maybe 20 years ago

Originally Posted by Spiffy

If you were ever given the opportunity to fulfill your dream, you'd be hated by loads. How many times do people start hating players because they aren't good enough? It's not Bellion's fault he got bought and selected for example but people still hated him.

there'd still be a few who thought you would come good though

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

there'd still be a few who thought you would come good though

There'd be youtube compilation that made him look half decent that'd get posted every time he was slagged off and Tumescent Throb would defend him and proclaim him a tactical genius.

I would be good at throwing on in the last 10 minutes to patrol infront of the backfour to protect a lead. But of course i would break forward and score and putting the game beyond doubt.

i reckon id net.

i could easily last a half uptop.