Romelu Lukaku

injured himself trying to control a pass. worth every penny

Originally Posted by armchair

injured himself trying to control a pass. worth every penny

He should stick to his tried and tested formula of not trying to control it

Originally Posted by armchair

injured himself trying to control a pass. worth every penny

Like £#%&! he did

Faked that rather than take the utter embarrassment

He £#%&!ing knew

I want to see him do that challenge where someone throws the ball down from a building and he has to control it.

Originally Posted by The taste of...

Like £#%&! he did

Faked that rather than take the utter embarrassment

He £#%&!ing knew

true. faked an injury because his touch was so poor then played on.

Enough is enough.

Never a footballer in a million years. Should follow Mou out the door and take Fellaini with them.

i'd rather play fellaini up front. why not? he's as mobile

I remember when he was at Everton he gave an interview saying there's nothing he can learn from Harry Kane...

Now I know why. He needs special classes with Troy £#%&!ing Deeney

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Yes similar build and footballing brain.

God everybody in THTRTC was lucky to be near her. She was brilliant.

I've not been able to stand this lump for a while. He's genuinely a donkey.

Marlo, how did he look at that 5aside game ?

can't remember exactly and i may be wrong but i felt it was like marlo being shocked at how shit lukaku was.

Originally Posted by armchair

can't remember exactly and i may be wrong but i felt it was like marlo being shocked at how shit lukaku was.

Could be. Im sure marlo has slated him before. Or that maybe rashford.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Could be. Im sure marlo has slated him before. Or that maybe rashford.

he hates rashford but he played in goals v lukaku and never had a save to make.

So depressing. If we were a Chelsea, i'd have more hope, as he'd just bin all these players but our lot would rather have them working in the car parks than let them leave for less than we paid.

Get Rom in a hi-vis jacket.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

So depressing. If we were a Chelsea, i'd have more hope, as he'd just bin all these players but our lot would rather have them working in the car parks than let them leave for less than we paid.

Get Rom in a hi-vis jacket.

honestly wouldn't trust him around industrial equipment

he's an accident waiting to happen

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdxtra/status/1071190353477283840

Cheeky fat knacker.

Originally Posted by Buck

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdxtra/s...90353477283840

https://streamable.com/uyv1e

It would be a gift if he wanted out. I was afraid we'd be stuck with this donkey for years.

Another major £#%&! up by Jose signing this fridge.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

It would be a gift if he wanted out. I was afraid we'd be stuck with this donkey for years.

Another major £#%&! up by Jose signing this fridge.

All of his signings have been utter disasters (with the exception of Lindelöf who's all right but has been poorly managed). He's like Moyes with better PR

Quotes from The Sun

I hope Rashford starts today. Love his attitude..

Let's be honest Lukaku is a big girl's blouse

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

It would be a gift if he wanted out. I was afraid we'd be stuck with this donkey for years.

Another major £#%&! up by Jose signing this fridge.

Who is stupid enough to buy this lump ? He is a donkey, who has gotten worse since he signed.