Phil Jones

Originally Posted by Pop

Lets just agree that he should be fired out of a big canon towards the moon with a lifetime supply of cheese and coloring-in books to keep him occupied then.

Set up a gofundme and I'll chuck a tenner in

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

As above, I'd walk around Liverpool City centre in a Utd shirt with Remember the 39 on the back, getting the shit kicked out of me on a daily basis, for £2.5m a year mate. Money not sport motivated.

No you wouldn't ffs.

Left out of the 25-man Europa League squad.

Originally Posted by Pop

Left out of the 25-man Europa League squad.

He need the Private Pyle treatment.

"Sorry Phil, but the rest of the squad are going to batter you tonight"

And left out of the finalised 25 man Premier League squad too.

Ten Hag hates him

Zero respect for him. Complete coward.

Being paid £75k per week to do £#%&! all then...

Mad how he’s gone from being in our first eleven last season to this within a year.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Being paid £75k per week to do f*** all then...

Is he royalty?

Originally Posted by no fun

Is he royalty?

Pay your subs Phil.

Originally Posted by no fun

Is he royalty?

Prince Phillip, Duke of the Treatment Table

Originally Posted by Jethro

Zero respect for him. Complete coward.

He doesn't even have respect for himself.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Mad how he’s gone from being in our first eleven last season to this within a year.

That was because we had literally nobody else tbf.

Aren’t he and Ddg on their last year of contract?

Saw this today...

Since Jones arrived in Manchester in 2011, he has cost United the grand sum of £57.3m in transfer fees and wages.





£16 million transfer fee so £40 £#%&!ing million in wages. Christ!

What does he even do now? Does he train with the rest of the team or does he just get given some crayons and a few sheets of paper for the day?

What a £#%&!ing disaster he’s been.

Better Phil than the Glazers.

Better Hitler than the Glazers tbf.

When Phil Jones - signed by Sir Alex Ferguson in 2011 - leaves Man Utd this year he will have survived six managers, two caretakers, one interim and the departures of 194 fellow Manchester United players, including Paul Pogba twice. Jones most recent contribution of note to the club was signing a £13.6 million four-year contract in 2019. He has rewarded the club with 296 minutes of playing time since then.

Originally Posted by Pop

Due a testimonial.