*Official* United v Valencia Match Thread - Teams and Merge this for 4-0 defeat

This is precisely why Paul Scholes should play in these games.

come on lads, this isn't blackburn - we're going to have to work for our goals tonight.

they're looking dangerous.

we will have our work cut out here

Originally Posted by Sloppy

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ta slops

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Berbs is having a laugh isnt he?

Again I'll say it.

We break, 2 v 2 and he decides to run towards the corner flag as if we're 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go in the final

well that's 2 absolutely glorious opportunities we've %@#$&!sed up.

Class from Anderson.

Berba...:shakehead:

berbatov

anderson

another lovely through ball from anderson there

Never a good idea to try to go around the goalkeeper if you're in the process of falling over. Should have just prodded it over him.

good to see big andy gearing up for his annual fabregas domination.

what the £#%&!.

what is up with berbs, he scores 5 one week and then another he looks useless

Originally Posted by Ginners

what is up with berbs, he scores 5 one week and then another he looks useless

I dunno, it's not like he has a track record over 3 years of being frustratingly inconsistent is it?

What does Berbs have gobbed all over his shirt? Must have a cold. Unlike Magic he's managed to get out of bed and go to work.

Originally Posted by marlo

good to see big andy gearing up for his annual fabregas domination.

Kiss of death

that is the worst right foot ever

rofl

Valencia are wide £#%&!ing open. Chances will keep coming. But this is comedy finishing thus far.

Originally Posted by Ginners

what is up with berbs, he scores 5 one week and then another he looks useless

Well, if things continue on the current trend we have another 2 months of shite to endure before he scores another hat-trick and the cycle starts over again.