*Official* United v Valencia Match Thread - Teams and Merge this for 4-0 defeat

Felix gifs. It's the future.

It's actually a stronger side overall than I thought. Just Fabio and Amos that wouldn't be regulars. Pleased for Fabio that he's managing to stay fit for a while lately, fingers crossed.

Amos and Fabio!? £#%&!ing hell.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Same here mate Got sent home from work today by my boss.Saw my doc yesterday who said I had a virus (which is making my throat red £#%&!ing raw and is killing me) and also said I 'might have some bacteria' on my lung.

Feel as shit as shit.Going back to bed, cant even watch the game.Thats how gay this is making me feel.

£#%&!ing shit.

Headus dickus

good luck big ben amos

Originally Posted by Sloane

good luck big ben amos

His neck fills most of the goal

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Same here mate Got sent home from work today by my boss.Saw my doc yesterday who said I had a virus (which is making my throat red £#%&!ing raw and is killing me) and also said I 'might have some bacteria' on my lung.

Feel as shit as shit.Going back to bed, cant even watch the game.Thats how gay this is making me feel.

£#%&!ing shit.

Tough one pal. I've never had anything like that but it sounds bad.

I looked up the symptoms and apparently what you have is known as a "cold."

Originally Posted by Grimson

Tough one pal. I've never had anything like that but it sounds bad.

I looked up the symptoms and apparently what you have is know as a "cold."

Harsh, but true

good start by anderson, his energy and drive give us a different attitude in midfield

great uncle berbatov looking lively as well

Berbs is having a laugh isnt he?

Originally Posted by borsuk

great uncle berbatov looking lively as well

Lively? He's set up Valencia's best two attacks with sloppy passes inside our half.

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Berbs is having a laugh isnt he?

some lovely touches, twice he's played us into trouble though

rooney not really in the game at all yet

has rooney touched the ball yet?

what a shite finish anderson ffs.

Did anybody believe he was going to score there?

Anderson certainly didn't.

anderson is £#%&!ing clueless in front of goal isn't he?

Anderson. What a waster.

Originally Posted by borsuk

anderson is £#%&!ing clueless in front of goal isn't he?

£#%&!ing telegraphed what he was going to do, then failed miserably to execute it.

he's a goalocaust, but £#%&!ing great to see someone motoring in the middle.

Amos has already displayed more agility than Foster ever did.