Newcastle v Manchester United - EPL 2/12/23 8pm - Official Match Thread

Happy National Day from the UAE a time of celebration and rugby 7’s.

First game against a team in the top half since City so can we break our duck?

When was the last time we had snow falling whilst playing. Hyped

Well Jeff I can only see one outcome here, and I think by 10pm tonight Ant n Dec, Jimmy nail and Tony Blair will be the ones smiling

2 nil Jeff

We win this 2-1.

Can’t get much more motivation than this

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1730636439765877110?s=46

I hate these #@&%!s (Newcastle) but can’t see us beating them, especially since they see us as their big enemy.

I’m going to optimistically predict Desmond 2-2.

Can’t stand these #@&%!s going back way before the Keegan era. Can’t think of a worse club to benefit from the sports washing dollar than these self congratulating single club city arsewipes. Very much like MCFC with their constant bullshit about their hard done to fan base.

A fan base than is celebrated (only by themselves) because they have a high percentage of over weight men who don’t wear tops in cold weather with the balance so devoid of any intelligence that they punch horses when slightly frustrated about a bad result.

Can’t for the life of me work out how it will go for us tonight. Would love to beat these £#%&!ers but I’m struggling to see that we will.

They'll be starting a 17 year old in central midfield, if we don't start our 18 year old after the mess that we saw mid-week I'll think about reading the surveillance thread.

They played the same XI for the whole 90min against PSG, Pope was MotM, they're hanging on by a thread physically & we surely must be able to just have more intensity than them today. They work properly hard & it takes a toll.

Rassers to bag in the league, wouldn't be surprised if he gets more than one. The lad is due.

Also absolutely detest these bunch of £#%&!ing "look at us eating 15 sausages, lighting our arses on fire and running topless into the fountain" £#%&!ing #@&%!s....

Beating them at wemberly was delicious.....

Anywayz horrid place to go, they'll be wanting revenge for something and be screaming behind some plastic flags,toothless and giddy on frosty jack....

Hope we destroy them or get a late VAR pen, would enjoy dark tears on a Geordie kids face....

1-1

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AWB Maguire Lindelof Shaw
Mainoo
Amrabat Fernandes
Pellestri Hojlund Garnacho

Worthy of a europa conference group game.

We win. Rashford scores from open play. 5th by the end of the weekend.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Also absolutely detest these bunch of £#%&!ing "look at us eating 15 sausages, lighting our arses on fire and running topless into the fountain" £#%&!ing #@&%!s...

This. working class Colin hunts..

very low percentage of sound irl chats, about same as Leeds fans. Might poll this. Everton might be the highest

Plane cancelled. Team going by coach. Megabus reds.

I’m all for Saturday night games personally. Feels glamorous.

Used to love “where’s your famous roker roar?”

The most self-absorbed fans in the country. They buy more into the ‘best fans in the country’ media dribble than even the scousers, even to the point of premature heart attack, or hypothermia related death.

Multiple chinned morons.

Will have this on in the background while I watch the snooker.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Will have this on in the background while I watch the snooker.

Will be in bed

Bellers 1 - nedders 0

Some mention of food poisoning in the camp yesterday also?

Flight cancelled, players with the shits. Feels like one of my holidays ffs.

Originally Posted by believe

Will be in bed

Bellers 1 - nedders 0

Bellers in bedders

Bellers in nedders

Reckon we’ll go 2-0 up but Onana will put a bet on at halftime and we’ll concede a few - there’ll be one shot in particular that’s off target but he’ll get a good hand to it and make sure it goes in.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Bellers in bedders

Bellers in nedders

Reckon we’ll go 2-0 up but Onana will put a bet on at halftime and we’ll concede a few - there’ll be one shot in particular that’s off target but he’ll get a good hand to it and make sure it goes in.

Go to bed mate....