Pensioner ticket at United

Originally Posted by no fun

that is no way to thank me for the white ball

You need to work on the dwarf before I pat you on the back.

Originally Posted by Sam the Sanitary Man

Now im "getting on a bit" these days but even I wouldnt get away with claiming to be 65 (cue piss taking!)

Now im not a member or season ticket holder any more but I was one for donkeys years so they will have my details on file

Now I was thinking that I could send for pensioners brief (half price of course) & send it to my dads address in his name (he is 73) & then use it myself

Now I have been told by one person that you would "well get away with it, man!" & by another rhat the fact that its a pensioner ticket it would show up as you beeped through & they would pull you

Any thoughts? (im just trying to get to the games on my limited budget )

Never in the history of fred have I seen someone set themselves up in such a manner Samuel.

Originally Posted by no fun

I can confirm he is not better than that

Originally Posted by captain scarlet

Never in the history of fred have I seen someone set themselves up in such a manner Samuel.

wait till the day wee man responds to my youtube springsteen song