Manchester United v Brighton - 3pm 16/09/23 - Official Match Thread

It’s a flattering scoreline, but all our problems have surfaced today. It’s another piss-poor goal where the forward has time and space to do what he likes.

Before that, idiotic decision making in the final third from Rashford. Again.

It’s going to be a long season.

need garnacho on to support rasmus

Originally Posted by doudou

To be fair to the little chipmunk de zerbi is some manager— every one of their players knows precisely what their role is at any given time. Our gameplan appears to be “give it to rashford and cross your fingers “

Give it to Rashford, try and support him, but you ain’t getting it back.

should've sold rashford when his value was high

Rashford man what are you doing

Originally Posted by Sparky***

good job Martinez isn;t called harry maguire or he'd be getting £#%&!ing slaughtered for that

He hasn’t looked the same player since coming back imo. Been poor every game this season.

Originally Posted by Ethers

He hasn’t looked the same player since coming back imo. Been poor every game this season.

Probably another one playing with an injury.

Rashford would 100% rather score a goal that gets clipped up on TikTok in an 8-1 loss, than have a quietly functional performance in a 2-0 win.

We'll never win a title with him in the team. He's a symbol of everything wrong with this team.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Rashford man what are you doing

What he always does. He’s an idiot.

Why isn't EtH changing it? It's not working.

Garnacho and Pellistri please.

Knowing our luck we'll get Maguire on for Lindelof and that'll be it.

Whisper it….we’re shit

this lot have absolutely no idea how to overcome when the going gets tough do they, they're absolutely clueless.

Why are our corners so bad? Do they not practice them?

Imagine bringing martial on to liven things up

Hang on are you ducking joking me?’

I think Erik might want to get sacked you know

Ffs.

That wasn’t popular….

Dear me Eth. Them subs.

Dumb & Dumber up front.

That’s a terrible sub.