Newcastle v Manchester United - EPL 2/12/23 8pm - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Can’t stand these #@&%!s going back way before the Keegan era. Can’t think of a worse club to benefit from the sports washing dollar than these self congratulating single club city arsewipes. Very much like MCFC with their constant bullshit about their hard done to fan base.

A fan base than is celebrated (only by themselves) because they have a high percentage of over weight men who don’t wear tops in cold weather with the balance so devoid of any intelligence that they punch horses when slightly frustrated about a bad result.

Can’t for the life of me work out how it will go for us tonight. Would love to beat these £#%&!ers but I’m struggling to see that we will.

Absolutely all of this. Fortunately I'm out tonight so will avoid seeing us get beat

Originally Posted by jaffo

Absolutely all of this. Fortunately I'm out tonight so will avoid seeing us get beat

Also out

But I'll stream or go in the tap room.

#£#%&!AXmasParty

Also be sleeping. Looking forward to skipping through the match replay. I’d take a draw if it means Newcastle don’t do another lap of honour. We’re going to pound us for the first 20. All about how we hold up. Is Rashford available? Need him to show up.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Is Rashford available? Need him to show up.

He's driving the bus

Originally Posted by andyroo

He's driving the bus

Do Rolls Royce do buses with a sky blue leather interior?

kobbie, nashers, razzers

a lot to love about our team these days, looking forward to this one

Originally Posted by shenwen

Is Rashford available? Need him to show up.

Available but hates football.

1-1

Really looking forward to this is what I'd say if I was a liar.

Piss boiling one nil please. Giddy #@&%!s.

Does anyone know when was the last time Newcastle won a major trophy? I've never heard anyone mention it before.

Be nice if we play this game with a midfield for a change.

Originally Posted by Tuco

Be nice if we play this game with a midfield for a change.

Need The Scottish Player to start nqat.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Need The Scottish Player to start nqat.

would mean dropped points unfortunately

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Need The Scottish Player to start nqat.

Originally Posted by larry

would mean dropped points unfortunately

Spot on Larry, just watch him tonight hiding from the ball. utter turd.

I’ll even accept players wearing gloves for this one tbf

There, I’ve said it.

Obvs Tone will be bossing these bad boys:

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

I’ll even accept players wearing gloves for this one tbf

There, I’ve said it.

Obvs Tone will be bossing these bad boys:

Looked nice and snug earlier tbf

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1731025475344957735

Dalot, Shaw and Wan Bissaka? Varane and Lindelof on the bench? What is this madness?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Dalot, Shaw and Wan Bissaka? Varane and Lindelof on the bench? What is this madness?

Shaw centre back?

Lindelof is better on the bench than on the pitch