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Unread 17-09-2021, 08:14 PM
Pop
 
Default Pele

Not looking good for the old fella (80). Was released from hospital 3 days ago following surgery for colon cancer, readmitted tonight into intensive care.

Feel more than free to post youtube videos declaring him the greatest of all time despite having never seen him play
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:28 PM
no fun
 
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Will do the stiffie joke at the appropriate time
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:31 PM
Switching Off
 
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Rip
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:37 PM
no fun
 
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Rip
Bit premature


See what I did there?
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:47 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Whenever it happens, it will be the end of an era. He's pretty much the football equivalent of Mandela.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:52 PM
Neo
 
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Whenever it happens, it will be the end of an era. He's pretty much the football equivalent of Mandela.
Yep, NQAT.

The unforgettable story of those 3 decades he spent as a political prisoner in a Rio penitentiary, before he gained his freedom to become the liberator of a Brazilian Football Association that had spent a half-century under the oppressive yoke of apartheid, just really emphasise his status as 'Football's Mandela'.

 
Unread 17-09-2021, 08:55 PM
avocado
 
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Yep, NQAT.

The unforgettable story of those 3 decades he spent as a political prisoner in a Rio penitentiary, before he gained his freedom to become the liberator of a Brazilian Football Association that had spent a half-century under the oppressive yoke of apartheid, just really emphasise his status as 'Football's Mandela'.

Don’t mention that time Mandela body-swerved the guard and got round him and off Robin Island without even touching the ball.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 09:47 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Too early to call him overrated and start bigging up Neymar orrrrr?…

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Yep, NQAT.

The unforgettable story of those 3 decades he spent as a political prisoner in a Rio penitentiary, before he gained his freedom to become the liberator of a Brazilian Football Association that had spent a half-century under the oppressive yoke of apartheid, just really emphasise his status as 'Football's Mandela'.

Fred 2021: “should concentrate on football”
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 09:53 PM
Pop
 
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His daughter has posted an update on instagram re his health. Says he's fine...



That's clearly a picture taken with either his corpse or zombie Pele. No life in those eyes nqat.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 09:58 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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His daughter has posted an update on instagram re his health. Says he's fine...



That's clearly a picture taken with either his corpse or zombie Pele. No life in those eyes nqat.
Weekend At Pele’s

 
Unread 17-09-2021, 09:59 PM
avocado
 
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His daughter has posted an update on instagram re his health. Says he's fine...



That's clearly a picture taken with either his corpse or zombie Pele. No life in those eyes nqat.
Is that Tom Jones?
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 10:01 PM
Pop
 
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Is that Tom Jones?
No, that's Pele's daughter.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 10:05 PM
avocado
 
Talking

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No, that's Pele's daughter.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 11:12 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Yep, NQAT.

The unforgettable story of those 3 decades he spent as a political prisoner in a Rio penitentiary, before he gained his freedom to become the liberator of a Brazilian Football Association that had spent a half-century under the oppressive yoke of apartheid, just really emphasise his status as 'Football's Mandela'.

You scoff, but before him a lot of people genuinely believed that black people couldn't be great footballers - the Brazil team that just missed out on the 1950 WC was mostly white.

So ner.
 
Unread 17-09-2021, 11:35 PM
The taste of...
 
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Pele was the GOAT

…. and his view was George was the GOAT

…… and Pele was a no good bum along wit Eusebio

MOTWYW
 
Unread 18-09-2021, 12:11 AM
armchair
 
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Bit premature


See what I did there?
Is what you always do. I hope they find and jail the people abused you as a child because maybe then you won't make every thread about #@&%!.

We get you like #@&%! to be mentioned in every thread but 99% of the world isn't that way. Shut up.

There are sites on the darkweb that would love your contribution. £#%&! off from here.

Give me a reason to not just ban you.
 
Unread 18-09-2021, 12:30 AM
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Is what you always do. I hope they find and jail the people abused you as a child because maybe then you won't make every thread about #@&%!.

We get you like #@&%! to be mentioned in every thread but 99% of the world isn't that way. Shut up.

There are sites on the darkweb that would love your contribution. £#%&! off from here.

Give me a reason to not just ban you.
I'll give you a reason.....oh, no I actually don't. Behave.
 
Unread 18-09-2021, 12:42 AM
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Pele’s dummy & miss is more beautiful than anything we’ve produced in a decade. He did more than most in a different era, but he did it with outrageous style, the man deserves respect for his talent. Poaching a thousand goals isn’t comparable to being the Genesis of players expressing themselves & being equally as important as to why we love the game than the fact the game exists. Pele defines winning with style, he’s right up there.
 
Unread 18-09-2021, 03:13 AM
Stickman
 
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No, that's Pele's daughter.
arf
 
Unread 18-09-2021, 07:54 AM
no fun
 
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Originally Posted by armchair
Is what you always do. I hope they find and jail the people abused you as a child because maybe then you won't make every thread about c**k.

We get you like c**k to be mentioned in every thread but 99% of the world isn't that way. Shut up.

There are sites on the darkweb that would love your contribution. f*** off from here.

Give me a reason to not just ban you.
Can’t think of one

Go right ahead
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