The 2021/22 RAWK Nuggets of class, dignity & rage thread

Originally Posted by believe

It’s amazing that doping is allowed to the best football teams yet none of the lesser teams adopt it considering it’s so overlooked. Also strange that while we must have been doped up to our eyeballs for 20 years that we’ve just decided to stop doing it.

remember asking you at my team training would you like breathing apparator

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Nah, meth would have us actually putting effort in.

More like Spice

Originally Posted by believe

It’s amazing that doping is allowed to the best football teams yet none of the lesser teams adopt it considering it’s so overlooked. Also strange that while we must have been doped up to our eyeballs for 20 years that we’ve just decided to stop doing it.

Tbf, even at our absolute pomp, with the best player in history in the team, we weren’t relentless for 90 minutes at a time for 65 games without injuries or any signs of tiredness, at a time that we had the best squad in the Country.

More like the richer clubs have picked up nefarious means of catching up what we were doing and going past us. Chelsea were suddenly relentless once Mou arrived IIRC. We’ve always looked physically inferior since around then against any top team. Even in 2008 Chelsea were bigger, stronger and fitter. Then Barca came along. Honestly think United are incredibly naive off the field in terms of medical, training and fitness and have been for ages. We’ve not been able to deal with any team that presses or runs about like idiots since the mid 2000’s.

Originally Posted by puressence

remember asking you at my team training would you like breathing apparator

Playing wembley with the other two who turned up takes it out of you

Originally Posted by Ethers

That 63% statistic (which I’ve never seen any evidence of tbh) was first posted 2 years ago. The players in their squad have changed since then, so why are people still using the same figures?

It's confidential medical data so would have to be leaked

What about their specially formulated sports drink made by Mark Warnecke?

Originally Posted by believe

playing wembley with the other two who turned up takes it out of you

Originally Posted by redhegemony

It's confidential medical data so would have to be leaked

Or made up?

https://twitter.com/daveockop/status/1524430016330838019?s=21&t=7_uCGHzUMMlR453bupe45Q

Not great planning cycling off the juice so close to the end of the season.

#@&%!s.

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/daveockop/status...MMlR453bupe45Q

Not great planning cycling off the juice so close to the end of the season.

#@&%!s.

I foresee a miraculous recovery…

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/daveockop/status...MMlR453bupe45Q

Not great planning cycling off the juice so close to the end of the season.

#@&%!s.

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1526094322973687811?s=21&t=wDoHkA_DRod23msERpjIIQ

Originally Posted by Selhurst Samurai

"we're still the best legitimate team of the PL era"

Sure you are. Just look at all those PL trophies to back up your claim la.

Originally Posted by Pop

"we're still the best legitimate team of the PL era"

Sure you are. Just look at all those PL trophies to back up your claim la.

Eagerly awaiting the LTLT (Legitimate Team League Table) to be drawn up by one of their hollow-skulled cultists.

Originally Posted by Pop

"we're still the best legitimate team of the PL era"

Sure you are. Just look at all those PL trophies to back up your claim la.

What makes this even funnier is how average they are, especially this season. Just kept stumbling along. Would have been an injustice had they won.

Any clips of that clown Carragher crying.

Apparently it’s corruption

Should have been more added on time in the city game?

Rooney was right all along etc

Any chance somebody might look into how they remain so amazingly fit over so many games now?

Originally Posted by AK14

Any clips of that clown Carragher crying.

Apparently it’s corruption

Should have been more added on time in the city game?

Rooney was right all along etc

Yes, because City were really hanging on at the end there.