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Unread 04-02-2007, 08:06 PM
HarkNowHear
 
Default I am in the shit

rather happy with todays result as I thought it may have been a stumbling block

Had a few beers and having a few more as there is no graft tomorrow


Asked the w**** if she required a drink

w****-"yes please I will have a bottle"


Me- motioned with an empty bottle to smash it around her head


w****-"c***!!!!!!!!"


I am in the back bedroom I reckon
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:07 PM
silv
 
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why bother?

is it that miserable?
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:09 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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more than


Imagine being tightly bound and having the testicle bag lowered into a vice and having your partner at the controls

Thats love
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:12 PM
silv
 
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is she fit?
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:14 PM
CamelToe
 
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women have no sense of humour.
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:14 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by silv
is she fit?


Compared to



no is she f***


She just told the dog "stop it you are making me wet"


I am well down the pecking order
 
Unread 04-02-2007, 08:14 PM
24hr Leavesey
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by silv
is she fit?

God, you'd hope so wouldn't you ?
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