City Comedy Collection 2021

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

My word

"Right, we've been proper shown up here....just throw some old stats up which PROVE that we're well supported. It can be anything."

"What happens when it's pointed out that stats vs Southampton aren't really that big of a help?"

"They won't notice."

Do they not know every game is televised and we can £#%&!ing SEE the empty seats with our own eyes?

embarrassing set of @#%&!s. To think, they actually managed to fool most of the nation for about 20 years that everyone in manchester supported City.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Do they not know every game is televised and we can £#%&!ing SEE the empty seats with our own eyes?

embarrassing set of @#%&!s. To think, they actually managed to fool most of the nation for about 20 years that everyone in manchester supported City.

They've started swapping out seats for more advertising hoardings as well.


Hahahaha

1934

Originally Posted by Patty_b

https://mobile.twitter.com/tomcrocke...640481282?s=21

Pathetic

1934 I may be wrong but i thought back then a lot of locals
would watch both United and City.

Originally Posted by Tommy M

1934 I may be wrong but i thought back then a lot of locals
would watch both United and City.

My Dad took me to United one week, City the other until about 1980

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

My Dad took me to United one week, City the other until about 1980

Child abuse that pal report him

IIRC often used to be the same with Liverpool and Everton. But as they say that was then and this is now.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Child abuse that pal report him

Nah, valuable life lesson. It's important to see how those less fortunate than you have to live.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

My Dad took me to United one week, City the other until about 1980

Purple bastard. 😀

Originally Posted by no fun

That’s 2 words you rochdale charity bastard

Along with the blue ketchup, they also have a colour code system for their car parks. Guess which primary colour is not used?

£#%&!ing pathetic.

Originally Posted by programmes?

Along with the blue ketchup, they also have a colour code system for their car parks. Guess which primary colour is not used?

£#%&!ing pathetic.

That’s quite funny tbh

Originally Posted by NedKelly

That’s quite funny tbh

Their raging insecurity always is

Originally Posted by programmes?

Along with the blue ketchup, they also have a colour code system for their car parks. Guess which primary colour is not used?

£#%&!ing pathetic.

Are all the car parks just various shades of blue?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Are all the car parks just various shades of blue?

Actually, no.

Light blue (obvs), green (I think), grey (!), orange, yellow, purple.

It's obvious by it's omission. Absolute swivel-eyed cranks.

Originally Posted by programmes?

Actually, no.

Light blue (obvs), green (I think), grey (!), orange, yellow, purple.

It's obvious by it's omission. Absolute swivel-eyed cranks.

Yep

https://www.mancity.com/-/media/file...-map.pdf?la=en

They seem to have something against the letters E and F for some reason as well

United are just as bad tbh, we don't have blue ketchup.

Sad pathetic bastards.
Did you know their Santa wears blue instead too?

Originally Posted by otbarney

United are just as bad tbh, we don't have blue ketchup.

Two of our Kits are blue.

Originally Posted by d_knight

Sad pathetic bastards.
Did you know their Santa wears blue instead too?

What, that's actually true?