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Unread 15-09-2021, 05:27 PM
AK14
 
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Shot!
 
Unread 15-09-2021, 06:04 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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That last pic

Loved getting knocked out...
 
Unread 16-09-2021, 05:16 PM
92ToBury
 
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I'm more concerned that we have such a bunch of gutless nobodies that they would forego pudding "because ronaldo wouldn't like it".

mourinho would have ridiculed shaw for that.
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 01:19 PM
shenwen
 
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Selfish, preening egotistical prima donna.

 
Unread 19-09-2021, 04:37 PM
Pop
 
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Beautiful bastard. A shame he didn't score with the initial touch for his goal. Should have had at least 2 pelanties too.

 
Unread 19-09-2021, 04:49 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Beat the officials as well today.
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 04:52 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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He’s going to make absolute dicks of people who said he’ll struggle here.

Didn’t have his best game today….

Still scored
Still got two shots on target
Still should have had two penalties

And he’s always on the cusp of a tap if the ball is right.

He’s not even up to speed yet either.
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:12 PM
AK14
 
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Alan Smith was looking for any weakness he could find today and my favourite was- “Ronaldo was caught on his heels a bit then” as the cross was played in behind him
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:13 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
He’s going to make absolute dicks of people who said he’ll struggle here.

Didn’t have his best game today….

Still scored
Still got two shots on target
Still should have had two penalties

And he’s always on the cusp of a tap if the ball is right.

He’s not even up to speed yet either.
Jonathan Wilson no doubt had another column mentally prepared when Noble stepped up to take that penalty
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:16 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Originally Posted by AK14
Alan Smith was looking for any weakness he could find today and my favourite was- “Ronaldo was caught on his heels a bit then” as the cross was played in behind him
I noticed that.

I don’t mind Alan Smith, but he has a tendency to go with the flow.

“The game is just meandering along”

United get a corner:

“United really turning the screw now”
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:18 PM
AK14
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
I noticed that.

I don’t mind Alan Smith, but he has a tendency to go with the flow.

“The game is just meandering along”

United get a corner:

“United really turning the screw now”
“That’s the last thing you want as a full back, Ronaldo running at you and doing a few footovers”

Footovers…

 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:25 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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“That’s the last thing you want as a full back, Ronaldo running at you and doing a few footovers”

Footovers…

 
Unread 19-09-2021, 05:47 PM
AK14
 
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Unread 19-09-2021, 10:18 PM
rogieop
 
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Been off the message board for a while, and honestly not sure if its been asked? Ive broached it with my mates and been brushed off however, ill take a second opinion.

He couldnt catch Wazza, could he?
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 10:19 PM
Sparky***
 
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Been off the message board for a while, and honestly not sure if its been asked? Ive broached it with my mates and been brushed off however, ill take a second opinion.

He couldnt catch Wazza, could he?
No chance.

Rooney has 253 goals. Nobody is getting near that for decades.
 
Unread 19-09-2021, 10:29 PM
dunk
 
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Been off the message board for a while, and honestly not sure if its been asked? Ive broached it with my mates and been brushed off however, ill take a second opinion.

He couldnt catch Wazza, could he?
I feel it’s probably foolish to rule anything out for this Magnificent Bastard, but 132 goals is probably a bit too much..

Everyone other Rooney, Sir Bobby and the King is fair game though.
 
Unread 25-09-2021, 10:47 AM
Ethers
 
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Briefly considered popping it in the Trans thread
 
Unread 25-09-2021, 10:48 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Eurovision Ronnie
 
Unread 25-09-2021, 11:01 AM
est.1878
 
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Saw this being done last night. The two guys doing it were laughing.
 
Unread 25-09-2021, 12:17 PM
Patty_b
 
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£#%&!ing hell

Great likeness, then shot him in the face with Homers makeup gun.
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