Jesseh Lingard....

Originally Posted by Sapien

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'Just do it.'

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Best purple patch since Papiss Cisse?

Originally Posted by Buck

Best purple patch since Papiss Cisse?

Amr Zaki

He’s absolute garbage. Struggles with even the most basic passes, constantly shrugged off the ball, and is generally a poor finisher.

Waste of time having a player who supposedly has ‘good movement’ but does £#%&! all when he actually gets the ball.

Good for him that he’s built up his ‘brand’ () off the back of United though. Priorities.

Sums up our problems - a squad level player who is a first team regular

Originally Posted by Neo

He’s absolute garbage. Struggles with even the most basic passes, constantly shrugged off the ball, and is generally a poor finisher.

Waste of time having a player who supposedly has ‘good movement’ but does £#%&! all when he actually gets the ball.

Good for him that he’s built up his ‘brand’ () off the back of United though. Priorities.

He'd be ace in a well drilled united

We aren't a well drilled united though

Originally Posted by Sapien

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Is that Didsbury village ?

Originally Posted by Neo

He’s absolute garbage. Struggles with even the most basic passes, constantly shrugged off the ball, and is generally a poor finisher.

Waste of time having a player who supposedly has ‘good movement’ but does £#%&! all when he actually gets the ball.

Good for him that he’s built up his ‘brand’ () off the back of United though. Priorities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHc0-sILfyg

Wish Rashford, Martial, Lukaku, Sanchez and Pogba were all poor finishers.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHc0-sILfyg

Wish Rashford, Martial, Lukaku, Sanchez and Pogba were all poor finishers.

He has scored some good goals. He most certainly isn't a good finisher tho. If he was, he'd probably have at least double the amount of goals he has. Much like his mate at city, Sterling.

Originally Posted by Coracao

He has scored some good goals. He most certainly isn't a good finisher tho. If he was, he'd probably have at least double the amount of goals he has. Much like his mate at city, Sterling.

Whereas Martial/Rashford/Pogba etc would probably have 3 times as many as they have. All of them miss glaringly easy chances

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Whereas Martial/Rashford/Pogba etc would probably have 3 times as many as they have. All of them miss glaringly easy chances

And your point is what exactly ? They are all.poor finishers? Agreed.

Originally Posted by Coracao

And your point is what exactly ? They are all.poor finishers? Agreed.

Point is a lot of strikers/attacking midfielders miss a lot of easy chances, nature of the beast. But yes they are all as bad as each other at present

Originally Posted by Coracao

He has scored some good goals. He most certainly isn't a good finisher tho. If he was, he'd probably have at least double the amount of goals he has. Much like his mate at city, Sterling.

Sterling is a terrible finisher. Most of his goals are bundled over the line from 2 yards out after Silva, De Bruyne or Aguero have put them on a plate for him.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Point is a lot of strikers/attacking midfielders miss a lot of easy chances, nature of the beast. But yes they are all as bad as each other at present

And that is the difference between very good players and good players. None of them are very good. And therefore, not good enough to start at United. Standards have alarmingly slipped.

Originally Posted by Coracao

And your point is what exactly ? They are all.poor finishers? Agreed.

Quite right; It’s the Fred way though mate. It’s the ‘don’t look here, look there’ defence. It saves a person from actually having to defend the indefensible.

Or stick up a random youtube collection that tells you absolutely nothing.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Is that Didsbury village ?

Wilmslow innit?

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Sterling is a terrible finisher. Most of his goals are bundled over the line from 2 yards out after Silva, De Bruyne or Aguero have put them on a plate for him.

Sterling has no confidence; the reason he scores so many goals is because he makes those runs over and over, all game, every game. If only Martial would do the same.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Sterling is a terrible finisher. Most of his goals are bundled over the line from 2 yards out after Silva, De Bruyne or Aguero have put them on a plate for him.

As is Lingard. IMO.

Originally Posted by utd99

Sterling has no confidence; the reason he scores so many goals is because he makes those runs over and over, all game, every game. If only Martial would do the same.

Other (better) players making runs too means he gets more space. Defenders are going to be preoccupied with Aguero/Sane/De Bruyne so he can ghost in at the back post.