OFFICIAL: Everton v Manchester United

Everton defenders John Stones and Seamus Coleman are expected to return after overcoming knee and hamstring injuries respectively.

Tom Cleverley and Steven Pienaar should also be fit and Kevin Mirallas is available after suspension.

Manchester United's Wayne Rooney and Michael Carrick are fit again, as are Ander Herrera and Marcos Rojo.

But Ashley Young has been ruled out with a tight calf and Paddy McNair is unavailable after rupturing his liver.

Everton: DWDWWD

Manchester United: LWWWWL

Predicted Lineup

Good of you to step in for that lazy cockney bastard

4-1 to everton

No fancy graphics
Poor show

Gonna be a bad day this

Everton 3 - 1 man Utd

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Everton 3 - 1 man Utd

That was my original prediction, but I've added another goal in respect of Howard kendal

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Everton 3 - 1 man Utd

big day for you. about to be proved bang on or an absolute fraud.

There is no in between.

Paddy McNair is unavailable after rupturing his liver

Urrgh.

4-1

Man U. Martial hat trick.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Everton 3 - 1 man Utd

Is that the red card stat?

Utd are going to absolutely hammer them.

2-1 Everton

Mata to Score

Home win.. 3-0.. We will roll over again for them..

As much as I want to be positive I just cant, Everton will win comfortably especially if that Fraud Rooney plays.

Originally Posted by ewaawoowaa

Is that the red card stat?

Utd are going to absolutely hammer them.

Really?

We haven't scored at Goodison in 6 £#%&!ing years.

In fact in the last 6 games against Everton we've managed a whopping 4 goals.

So tell me, other than bravado, what exactly are you basing your prediction on?

United to bounce back with a Win...

State of you lot.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Really?

We haven't scored at Goodison in 6 £#%&!ing years.

In fact in the last 6 games against Everton we've managed a whopping 4 goals.

So tell me, other than bravado, what exactly are you basing your prediction on?

october 29th 2011 isnt 6 years btw

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Really?

We haven't scored at Goodison in 6 £#%&!ing years.

In fact in the last 6 games against Everton we've managed a whopping 4 goals.

So tell me, other than bravado, what exactly are you basing your prediction on?

A win but not by a big enough margin to stop the whinging

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Really?

We haven't scored at Goodison in 6 £#%&!ing years.

In fact in the last 6 games against Everton we've managed a whopping 4 goals.

So tell me, other than bravado, what exactly are you basing your prediction on?

Doubt it could be anything worse than results from the previous decade tbf

A win would be a huge result for us. Really can't see us getting it though, and fear we might be doing well to get a point.

Paddy McNair is unavailable after rupturing his liver

quite how the universe didn't bestow that injury on phil jones, i'll never know.

Originally Posted by puressence

october 29th 2011 isnt 6 years btw

Apologies. Typo.