*Official* Wolves v United Match Thread

Originally Posted by Sparky***

This isn't 2008 any more i'm afraid. This United squad can't do that. It's either "play your best players and labour to an uninspiring but narrow victory" or "play a mix and match of squad players and get played off the park and beaten".

I can not emphasise enough the shitness of the team you are playing against today. This is absolutely nothing at all like the Wolves teams of the past two seasons.

Having said that, pretty sure our crack team of scouts will shortly arrive back in the West Midlands from their camper van expedition to watch Athletic Bilbao. They'll have their report filed and ready for the 'manager's review sometime next week.

4 nil win for us, Wolves are shit we will steamroller them nqat

5-0 united

two for pea, two for welbeck, one for scholes

rooney rested

nice cameo from pogba

cleverley stretchered off despite not being in the squad

Originally Posted by borsuk

5-0 united

two for pea, two for welbeck, one for scholes

rooney rested

nice cameo from pogba

cleverley stretchered off despite not being in the squad

On loan from Juve is he?

United go 1-0 up then fall asleep.

Originally Posted by armchair

United go 1-0 up then sparky falls asleep.

i hope so

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

Having said that, pretty sure our crack team of scouts will shortly arrive back in the West Midlands from their camper van expedition to watch Athletic Bilbao. They'll have their report filed and ready for the 'manager's review sometime next week.

i'm sure it will be loads of use for terry connor.

"play a narrow 3-1-3-3 out of possession, press high up the field, force united to play the ball to the full back and then cut off options down the wing and force the long ball, shift to a wide 3-4-3 with the ball, play high tempo one-touch pass and move around the united area and look for the slide-rule pass inside the full back. oh, and tell jarvis that he's really iker munain for the day."

"cheers lads, will do"

Originally Posted by armchair

Famous Wolves victory against all odds. We'll know the moment we see the team but to most it'll come as a huge surprise. Then later we'll have some sort of fight on here and the recriminations will fly.

Nail on the head.

Originally Posted by borsuk

i'm sure it will be loads of use for terry connor.

"play a narrow 3-1-3-3 out of possession, press high up the field, force united to play the ball to the full back and then cut off options down the wing and force the long ball, shift to a wide 3-4-3 with the ball, play high tempo one-touch pass and move around the united area and look for the slide-rule pass inside the full back. oh, and tell jarvis that he's really iker munain for the day."

"cheers lads, will do"

I'm sure it will be a similar team talk and formation as the one you describe from our very own Clip Boardiola.

Only the English translation will no doubt lose some nuance.

"put a shift in lads. keep an eye on Cole and Sheringham up front but put some pressure on Irwin, his legs are going."

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

I'm sure it will be a similar team talk and formation as the one you describe from our very own Clip Boardiola.

Only the English translation will no doubt lose some nuance.

"put a shift in lads. keep an eye on Cole and Sheringham up front but put some pressure on Irwin, his legs are going."

We'll win at a canter, too much doom here

3-0. Easy win today.

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

We'll win at a canter, too much doom here

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

3-0. Easy win today.

Originally Posted by borsuk

5-0 united

two for pea, two for welbeck, one for scholes

rooney rested

nice cameo from pogba

cleverley stretchered off despite not being in the squad

Is that during the warm up?

Originally Posted by Armchair

United go 1-0 up then Believe's house is raided by a roaming gang of arabian bummers and he is subjected to hours of painful arse plunder by the islamic bumlords

Let's hope so.

I said something about our unbeaten record at this fixture last season and got some serious abuse. I'm going for a 1-1 draw.

10-0

Thurs away game in europe then a 1.30ko on sunday=loss all over it.

1-0 Wolves.
Fergie will 'gamble' with his selection

We need to be beating these 3 or 4-0 if we're to win the title

Originally Posted by Ginners

We need to be beating these 3 or 4-0 if we're to win the title

why? 1-0 or 5-0 its still 3 points