Welcome Christian Eriksen

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He was definitely out to do someone, 100%

i said in the match thread that I £#%&!ing despise him and i wasn't joking. I had no idea he even played for Reading until i saw him standing by the centre circle at kick off and in that instant i knew exactly what he was going to do for the entire evening. He's always been a crude, blunt instrument of a player and now what little ability he had has long since abandoned him he's now just your archetypal lower-league clogger, like something from the late 80s.

I still remember him playing for west ham at upton park and him launching himself at De Gea from a corner, head first, like a £#%&!ing NFL linebacker. No regard for anything and it's only a miracle that De Gea's face wasn't caved in.

An utterly awful footballer and complete waster as well. The fact he shook his head as he was sent off, as if he had been the victim of some miscarriage of justice, shows what a total weapon he is.

I also remember that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdMnzPYh3U

I've always detested the @#%&! - an absolute throwback of a footballer, and human being by all accounts. Hopefully someone in the Championship with United affiliations sorts the #@&%! out at some stage this season.

Originally Posted by WackTheJack99

I also remember that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdMnzPYh3U

I've always detested the @#%&! - an absolute throwback of a footballer, and human being by all accounts. Hopefully someone in the Championship with United affiliations sorts the #@&%! out at some stage this season.

Yep, and the pundits on MOTD/Sky found it hilarious and brushed it off saying de Gea has to get tougher. Never mind it was nothing short of assault

Another £#%&!ing rat crawls out of the woodwork.

Danny Murphy tells Erik ten Hag to stop complaining about the treatment of his Man Utd players after Andy Carroll's horror tackle on Christian Eriksen sidelined the Dane until April

"Very rarely do we see bad injuries from bad tackles, very rare, not many, and I think we're in a good place because of that. It sounds like he's (Erik ten Hag) just whining. I don't see why you would come out and whinge about it when it's just a consequence of playing football. He's working at Manchester United, be positive!"

£#%&!ing little impoverished looking flea ridden scouse @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Pop

Another £#%&!ing rat crawls out of the woodwork.



£#%&!ing little impoverished looking flea ridden scouse @#%&!.

A scouser telling people to stop whinging. Jesus Christ the self awareness

Originally Posted by Pop

Another £#%&!ing rat crawls out of the woodwork.



£#%&!ing little impoverished looking flea ridden scouse @#%&!.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

It’s almost as if there’s other humans using the internet

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1629925050685042688?s=20

Learn to walk? £#%&!ing hell, did the massive £#%&!ing donkey amputate his leg?

First trophy in England..

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1629950032345718784?s=20

How long was he at Spurs?

As much as we’ve got results, we still miss his composure in midfield. Look forward to him coming back.

Originally Posted by dunk

First trophy in England..

https://twitter.com/centredevils/sta...345718784?s=20

How long was he at Spurs?

Are those good luck messages from fans printed on the panels behind their seats?

Nice touch.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

As much as we’ve got results, we still miss his composure in midfield. Look forward to him coming back.

We really miss his set piece delivery.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

We really miss his set piece delivery.

Not today tbf

Originally Posted by History

Not today tbf

Don't like Chunks trotting over to the right to take corners.

They should reforge the cup as a leg splint imo

Love Christian <3

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

As much as we’ve got results, we still miss his composure in midfield. Look forward to him coming back.

Absolutely, we were giving it back for fun the last 20 minutes today.

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1636680506015113217?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Very very good news. Not a moment too soon.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Very very good news. Not a moment too soon.

Hoping the injury has allowed some rest for him, was struggling to get past 50 minutes before that

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1640826678459920386?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Massive massive MASSIVE boost

Originally Posted by dr stranger

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1...asbh7vgqsn2leq

massive massive massive boost

make the bench thats nice is he a carpenter

Originally Posted by puressence

make the bench thats nice is he a carpenter