The 2018/19 RAWK nuggets thread - 29 years and counting

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The bloke cleaning up my son at the hospital yesterday had a (really shoddy) justice for the 96 tattoo. He was a lovely bloke but I was wondering how to injure him with cotton balls and bandages Bourne style.

Scouse on talksport saying they should get a trophy even if they come second. When asked what the trophy should be called he first said “joint winners” before quickly correcting himself and saying it didn’t need a name.

That was last night

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

That was last night

Blame the Mail.

Originally Posted by The Return of Tim

We joke about it and it's looking likely now that they'll win £#%&! all, thank £#%&!, but anyone else get the feeling it's inevitable eventually? If not this season, then surely next season. Their team are too strong and will strengthen again this summer. They're a Pep resignation away from total domination and that should scare us into sorting our £#%&!ing shit out.

Thanks

Is there a trophy for only being a matter of time ‘til you win a trophy?

‘I’m so relieved it’s Tottenham’

And there you have it folks.

Just imagine you were told Spurs stood between United and the European Cup you’d be over the £#%&!ing moon.

Originally Posted by Pop

Scousers are nervous:

- We are winning number 6

- Oh this is gold, Spurs. £#%&!ing Spurs!

- We'll smash them

- Not in the slightest bit worried

- I'm so relieved its Tottenham

- We're a much better team. The odds are in our favour

- How good is it going to be when we smash them all over the £#%&!ing place. Imagine kanes grid at the end

- We will steamroll them

- Spurs, lol!

- All of London have now changed into Liverpool fans for one day

- Spurs though. Imagine getting to a CL final in Madrid and finding £#%&!ing Spurs waiting for you, honking out some Chas ‘n Dave shite. It’s like breaking into the Playboy mansion and finding Sue Bo sprawled out on the lilo.

- Pat on the backs and all that. Now lets end their dreams and £#%&!ing hammer them in Madrid

- Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.

- We're going to beat whoever won anyway.

- We're twenty points better, have far better players a genius for a manager and support that will probably take over three quarters of the stadium

- We’re not only inspiring our own comebacks but other teams now. The power of Anfield knows no bounds.

- Are we meant to be worried aboot £#%&!ing spurs lol

- Lads, it’s Tottenham...

Etc, etc, etc.....

£#%&! me I hope that come back to bite them

Originally Posted by Pop

Scousers are nervous:

- We are winning number 6

- Oh this is gold, Spurs. £#%&!ing Spurs!

- We'll smash them

- Not in the slightest bit worried

- I'm so relieved its Tottenham

- We're a much better team. The odds are in our favour

- How good is it going to be when we smash them all over the £#%&!ing place. Imagine kanes grid at the end

- We will steamroll them

- Spurs, lol!

- All of London have now changed into Liverpool fans for one day

- Spurs though. Imagine getting to a CL final in Madrid and finding £#%&!ing Spurs waiting for you, honking out some Chas ‘n Dave shite. It’s like breaking into the Playboy mansion and finding Sue Bo sprawled out on the lilo.

- Pat on the backs and all that. Now lets end their dreams and £#%&!ing hammer them in Madrid

- Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.
Liverpool are 24 points ahead of Spurs in the Premier League.

- We're going to beat whoever won anyway.

- We're twenty points better, have far better players a genius for a manager and support that will probably take over three quarters of the stadium

- We’re not only inspiring our own comebacks but other teams now. The power of Anfield knows no bounds.

- Are we meant to be worried aboot £#%&!ing spurs lol

- Lads, it’s Tottenham...

Etc, etc, etc.....

That one made me laugh tbf

Most of that is spot on.

Great comeback and all that but it is actually spurs we are talking about. Liverpool will fancy their chances massively and so they should. They are by far the better team and are much more used to the pressure situation of a final givem they played in one 12 months previous. No way liverpool lose this and if the odds are remotely decent i will be all over it to cash in on what will be an awful night

Originally Posted by barca99

Most of that is spot on.

Great comeback and all that but it is actually spurs we are talking about. Liverpool will fancy their chances massively and so they should. They are by far the better team and are much more used to the pressure situation of a final givem they played in one 12 months previous. No way liverpool lose this and if the odds are remotely decent i will be all over it to cash in on what will be an awful night

10/11 to win or 4/9 to lift the trophy.

London? The whole £#%&!ing country and majority of Europe will be Spurs fans.

£#%&!ing rat @#%&!s

This means more. Sanctimonious shite

and yes Liverpool will fancy their chances, but so will Spurs - one of the things I actually admire about them, they don't change their ethos for anyone. Just ask City.

£#%&! off you fence chewing fan killing disgusting @#%&!s

Ho hum, looks like they’ve gone one better now. 97 was not enough.

The TRUE Champions

They should have their own ceremony with their own trophy.

Originally Posted by Pop

- The last ten years have been a transitional period both on and off the pitch, however it finally feels as though we have everything in place, from the owners, to the management, to the players and the bits in between. The transition is ending, we are finally in a position to compete again. Thanks to Jurgen and the boys for a fabulous league campaign, you really are the TRUE champions.

The trans champions nqat

Originally Posted by Pop

Just checked and they didn't win the Par League either

They'll probably make up some more bizarre rules for next seasons one which means they have no way of not winning it but they somehow won't.

YNWA.

Doesn't the par league eventually reflect the actual league once it's all over?

Making it even more ridiculous.

Checked out RAWK, saw the alternative PL table thread (), couple of posts down on the last page I see someone saying Son is a decent player but can't hit the levels Mane can. He might not be quite as pacey as Mane (though he's still quick) but Son is probably one of the most complete attacking players out there. Hope he scores the winner against them in the final the deluded #@&%!s.

“ And more practically it should, to me anyways, render opposition taunts from Arsenal, Chelsea and United fans about lacking a PL title rather hollow. It will still sting from City fans, but logically whatever Chelsea, United and Arsenal did over 38 Premier League games that the trophy represents we matched and surpassed it. There was no season of theirs better than this.”

Aye. If only we’d got 97 points in the treble season eh, really would have been to shout about.

“And any lack of trophy just shows the practical limitations of the 38 game league as a football test in the first place”

Originally Posted by Pop

Just checked and they didn't win the Par League either