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Unread 14-10-2018, 04:45 PM
Cream
 
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So’s your mrs’ best friend
And your mum's.

Just kidding. I'm your mum's best friend.
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 04:50 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Koppas
I think that is something the phrase "harsh, but fair" was invented for
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:09 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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And your mum's.

Just kidding. I'm your mum's best friend.


She’s been in the ground ten years. So at least you have something in common you rotten cunt.
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:24 PM
est.1878
 
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She’s been in the ground ten years. So at least you have something in common you rotten cunt.
Both can't do anything about mice running aots?

Simple irritation - anyone who asks "what do you do for a living " within seconds of meeting
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:29 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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a houseful of people you don't really like or know that well ALL fucking weekend.
now having to find a new place to live by next weekend because of my reaction to the above

fml
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:34 PM
armchair
 
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now having to find a new place to live by next weekend because of my reaction to the above

fml
it'll blow over. bitches are crazy. what i do best is just pretend shit didn't happen.
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:38 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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now having to find a new place to live by next weekend because of my reaction to the above

fml


stay strong jack (ps fuck them)
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:48 PM
red in cumbria
 
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now having to find a new place to live by next weekend because of my reaction to the above

fml
I thought you lived in a state of domestic bliss these days? Clearly not

Hope things improve for you, pal.
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:48 PM
Poop
 
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now having to find a new place to live by next weekend because of my reaction to the above

fml
You can stay at mine if you like.

And are a size 14.
 
Unread 14-10-2018, 05:56 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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cheers lads.

poop - yhpm
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