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Unread 16-10-2018, 05:34 AM
puressence
 
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The pegger said that when she was a kid and used to go to confession she used to say the same 2 sins every week.....telling lies and fighting with her brothers....even if she hadn’t......all religion is for the mentally ill, but Catholicism is particularly barmy
she went for the glory hole pal

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I wouldnt be arsed if there was no one at mine
gtf crolla galloway hall and joey barton will be carrying you .. with john bishop doing the reading
 
Unread 16-10-2018, 12:33 PM
no fun
 
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Weekly, on her dads instructions
 
Unread 17-10-2018, 10:57 PM
sa7
 
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she went for the glory hole pal
Bumped into her regularly on the shift changeover did you?
 
Unread 17-10-2018, 11:21 PM
stalker central
 
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Bumped into her regularly on the shift changeover did you?
experienced in gloryholes are you?
 
Unread 18-10-2018, 05:44 AM
puressence
 
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Bumped into her regularly on the shift changeover did you?
yep when your mam picked me up
 
Unread 18-10-2018, 06:16 AM
sa7
 
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yep when your mam picked me up
She’d have to be The fucking Mountain to pick you up you amorphous monstrosity
 
Unread 08-11-2018, 10:17 PM
Poop
 
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Have to go to a protestant funeral tomorrow. Never been to one before.

Is there anything I need to know before I go? Will I burst into flames when I enter the protestant lair of unclean spirits? Should I bring any weapons for protection? Bibles, crosses, holy water?
 
Unread 08-11-2018, 10:19 PM
Sparky***
 
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Have to go to a protestant funeral tomorrow. Never been to one before.

Is there anything I need to know before I go? Will I burst into flames when I enter the protestant lair of unclean spirits? Should I bring any weapons for protection? Bibles, crosses, holy water?
It'll be over quicker and be a lot less fucking dreary than our ones.
 
Unread 08-11-2018, 10:21 PM
Poop
 
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Lots and lots of singing so I've been told.

Might try and get a few Utd songs going
 
Unread 08-11-2018, 11:50 PM
Zorg
 
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Have to go to a protestant funeral tomorrow. Never been to one before.

Is there anything I need to know before I go? Will I burst into flames when I enter the protestant lair of unclean spirits? Should I bring any weapons for protection? Bibles, crosses, holy water?
There’s no mass-produced bits of a long-dead zombie to eat.
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