Lingard being a thoroughly decent chap..

Originally Posted by dunk

This place is oozing with miserable, bitter old men these days..

That's partly because quite a few of us *are* getting old tbf

My most hated United player ever. Utterly despise everything about the @#%&!. An absolutely nothing footballer, but also one who encapsulates everything wrong with the modern day player, and the modern day game.

I’ve got a mate who works in advertising, and has been working with JD Sports. They signed this #@&%! Lingard up for a new campaign. 30 mins work for one session after training and he pocketed over £100K.

Lynx sponsorships, Coca Cola commercials, and his own clothing brand shoved down the throats of everyone constantly, yet he hasn’t scored a single £#%&!ing goal in 2019. He’s taking the piss out of the club, and every single supporter. He needs to be eviscerated.

He’s £#%&!ing shocking. What does he do? Get Gomes in ffs

Ole loves him doesn't he. Championship bastard.

Originally Posted by Neo

My most hated United player ever. Utterly despise everything about the @#%&!. An absolutely nothing footballer, but also one who encapsulates everything wrong with the modern day player, and the modern day game.

I’ve got a mate who works in advertising, and has been working with JD Sports. They signed this #@&%! Lingard up for a new campaign. 30 mins work for one session after training and he pocketed over £100K.

Lynx sponsorships, Coca Cola commercials, and his own clothing brand shoved down the throats of everyone constantly, yet he hasn’t scored a single £#%&!ing goal in 2019. He’s taking the piss out of the club, and every single supporter. He needs to be eviscerated.

This. A million times this.

Neo

He could get away with a lot of his off-field behaviour if he was actually good at football.

As it is, however.........

Originally Posted by MartialLaw

Ole loves him doesn't he. Championship bastard.

Dug him out pre season according to #reports.

Originally Posted by Cream

Dug him out pre season according to #reports.

Not much use when his second favourite is the almost more useless Mata

'Hey bro! Chill out! Less is more!'

He took his advert lines and physically enacted it on the pitch

Still, he has a trademark celebration he can never use...

Would be nice if he could be a thoroughly decent footballer.

Never going to happen though.

He might be the nicest bloke in the history of football; doesn’t alter the fact that he’s useless on a football pitch.

Originally Posted by utd99

He might be the nicest bloke in the history of football; doesn’t alter the fact that he’s useless on a football pitch.

He isn't. He's a @#%&!.

A nearly man, in every respect.

Nearly scores, nearly creates, nearly knee high to a grasshopper, nearly finished as a Premier League footballer.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Still, he has a trademark celebration he can never use...

£#%&!ing hell, that is abysmal for a player who operates in the final third

Originally Posted by Coracao

£#%&!ing hell, that is abysmal for a player who operates in the final third

Begs the question what he actually brings and why he still gets game time.

The fact we have no other options being the obvious one.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Still, he has a trademark celebration he can never use...

Lingard: 113 PL games, 10 assists
Di Maria: 27 PL games, 10 assists

Half of Di Maria's assists were mis-hit shots

Originally Posted by Buck

Half of Di Maria's assists were mis-hit shots

Which makes it even worse for Lingard then as he is trying and still can't create £#%&! all...