Phil Jones - still shit.

The clumsy oaf proving yet again tonight that he'll never be a top defender after costing us at the weekend against Bournemouth with one of his trademark brainless tackles. Tonight he just went for plain brainless minus the tackles with another clumsy error-laden performance.

The goal that Rostov scored could have been prevented with even the most basic idea of defending. But it yet again proved too much for the brains trust of Smalling and Jones.

I think we should build a team around him, then catch him and throw him out of the team

it was a good pass, a good run, a delightful chest and a deft finish.

jones is a £#%&!ing liability, though.

Was playing well until the injury. Did £#%&! all wrong on Saturday. Got caught between chasing the striker and playing offside tonight.

Where's Bailly?

Originally Posted by dunk

Was playing well until the injury. Did £#%&! all wrong on Saturday. Got caught between chasing the striker and playing offside tonight.

Where's Bailly?

Picked up a knock the other week, then suspended for this Europa

Hopefully ready for Chavs

Originally Posted by dunk

Was playing well until the injury. Did £#%&! all wrong on Saturday. Got caught between chasing the striker and playing offside tonight.

Where's Bailly?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He didn't, watch it again, he got nowhere near him, he put his foot out in the way of any shot, as he should, and the Bournemouth lad turned back and fell into him, proper conned the ref. Clever.

He's absolute dog shit, always will be. Remember getting bad repped years ago by someone telling me he was class.

In fairness Bailly for Gabbiadini's first goal at Wembley was as bad a piece of defending as I've seen Jones produce.

Need a straight up top boy in that position next season. No promise, no inconsistency, just a first class, plays every game defender.

Jones playing "well" is like an epileptic managing to make it through the day without having a fit.

An absolute %@#$&! of a player. And we should be referring to him hence forth as Guber.

Guber Jones.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

In fairness Bailly for Gabbiadini's first goal at Wembley was as bad a piece of defending as I've seen Jones produce.

Need a straight up top boy in that position next season. No promise, no inconsistency, just a first class, plays every game defender.

sokratis?

Originally Posted by jem

sokratis?

If you want.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

If you want.

I like him. I was wondering what you thought.

Originally Posted by jem

I like him. I was wondering what you thought.

I want you to be happy, pal.

But yeah he's a very good defender. Certainly wouldn't say no.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I want you to be happy, pal.

But yeah he's a very good defender. Certainly wouldn't say no.

I'd be happy* until he £#%&!ed up. then everyone would say "did you see that idiot sokratis that jem likes? hur hur."

still, there'd be less chance of that happening.


* I would not be happy, obvs.

he is absolutely £#%&!ing shite. Would take 10 million from any of our rivals.

He's the kind of player who improves when he gets a run of fitness going...... but starts all over again as soon he's out again. And considering how often hes injured, he's forever starting again.

He in completely unreliable in every sense. He's been here six years. It's not going to suddenly get better. José making do for now, but I suspect he'll be one of many gone in the summer.

Jones, Smalling, Rojo, none of them are good enough..

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

Jones, Smalling, Rojo, none of them are good enough..

Rojo is groho'ing on me....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Rojo is groho'ing on me....

Me too,, not ad many £#%&! ups in him as the other 2, would keep him as a squad player next season and sell the other 2..