Erling Haaland

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I can't believe that last part is true. I know it's the rumours but, surely, contracts weren't signed, sealed, delivered in they small timeframe.

It’ll have been a verbal agreement on terms. United just had to ring and sort the payment terms/fee, by the time they rang they’d agreed with Salzburg.

Originally Posted by dunk

It’ll have been a verbal agreement on terms. United just had to ring and sort the payment terms/fee, by the time they rang they’d agreed with Salzburg.

Was speaking to a Leeds fan earlier and apparently they’re all convinced they could have got Haaland for peanuts a few years ago too

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I’d imagine they’d have been insistent on some sort of release clause so we’d probably have £#%&!ed them off much the way we did when he went to Dortmund.

Just imagine he was doing this shit for City having spent a couple of year getting warmed up here and we only got £54m…

Originally Posted by Zorg

Was speaking to a Leeds fan earlier and apparently they’re all convinced they could have got Haaland for peanuts a few years ago too

Yeah, but we really could’ve

Sesko will be the next one ‘but he came from nowhere’ except we were trying to buy him at 16 but thought £3m was excessive

£#%&!ing hell I hate United.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Was speaking to a Leeds fan earlier and apparently they’re all convinced they could have got Haaland for peanuts a few years ago too

So this is going to be like Ronaldo where every club has a story about how they could have signed him at 16.

Who gives a £#%&!?

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Who gives a £#%&!?

The fact we could have signed someone who will be the best player of this generation but pissed balled about.

Already the best player in the world...

Me.

Still devo'd...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

The fact we could have signed someone who will be the best player of this generation but pissed balled about.

Already the best player in the world...

Me.

Still devo'd...

There’s absolutely £#%&! all we can do about it, mate.

He could break his leg. He could go to Real Madrid because he’s sick of playing in a stadium full of deviants. He could win the treble with them..

It’s like your mate getting a new bird that’s better looking than yours..It doesn’t matter. It won’t ever be the same as United signing Ronaldo for 12.5m and becoming the best player in the world or Beckham, Butt, Neville’s and Scholes winning the lot.

United are doing better than last season, that will have to do.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

He could go to Real Madrid because he’s sick of playing in a stadium full of deviants.

Full?

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Who gives a £#%&!?

This.... Windy giving huge "only child" who didn't get a BMX vibes in this thread...

Sad to read after a derby defeat ...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

The fact we could have signed someone who will be the best player of this generation but pissed balled about.

Already the best player in the world...

Me.

Still devo'd...

We had no chance of signing him. Ever.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Full?

It mostly is nowadays.

They get tourists. Nobody bats an eyelid.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

This.... Windy giving huge "only child" who didn't get a BMX vibes in this thread...

Sad to read after a derby defeat ...

I've been a big fan for a long time.

I'm still trying to process what has happened...

Year he went to Salzburg from Molde had Villa paying more for Tom Heaton and Everton paying 6x the fee for Iwobi. Dan James was 10 mil more that year FFS Less said about the Maguire funds the better. Mad world

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Year he went to Salzburg from Molde had Villa paying more for Tom Heaton and Everton paying 6x the fee for Iwobi. Dan James was 10 mil more that year FFS Less said about the Maguire funds the better. Mad world

Are you a bit dim?

Molde aren't going to be able to command a big fee for any player. They are a small club in a shit league where PE teachers prosper.

Transfer fee has nothing to do with it.

Your logic is very poor.

He's like Ruud after he got 3 wishes.

Never seen windy defend one of our own players in the way he defends Haaland.

Is this thread going to get bumped every time the inbred scores?

Edit - I just realised this isn’t the original Haaland thread. How many has windy made? Wish one of our strikers could score a hat trick or two

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Never seen windy defend one of our own players in the way he defends Haaland.

Is this thread going to get bumped every time the inbred scores?

Edit - I just realised this isn’t the original Haaland thread. How many has windy made? Wish one of our strikers could score a hat trick or two

I had to start a new one as I got sick of seeing 'Agent Mahrez'. The thread did have a whiff is sage around it but it was time to move on.

I made a couple in line with the rules of the forum.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Never seen windy defend one of our own players in the way he defends Haaland.

Is this thread going to get bumped every time the inbred scores?

Edit - I just realised this isn’t the original Haaland thread. How many has windy made? Wish one of our strikers could score a hat trick or two

Originally Posted by armchair

Nooo I’d only just realised he made multiple threads and found it funny, wasn’t a dig or me trying to shut down this one. Probably did prefer reading about him when he wasn’t at City though.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I had to start a new one as I got sick of seeing 'Agent Mahrez'. The thread did have a whiff is sage around it but it was time to move on.

I made a couple in line with the rules of the forum.

You don’t need to explain yourself to me windy