Players scrapping at training

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

It was Maguire and The Scottish Player.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was The Scottish Player, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.

U wot m8

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Stoney's already said

Elanga is not a “Senior” player pol

Apparently it was Jesper Olsen and Remi Moses.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

It was Maguire and The Scottish Player.

Staff canteen. Classic ‘can I take this chair/is anyone using this chair’ miscommunication.

All fine til Elanga muttered ‘Ha tit’. Maguire thought it was was The Scottish Player, never thought Elanga had it in him.

All kicked off from there. Real battle of the bastards stuff.

Ralf tried to calm them with some graphs but to no avail. Fred grinned through the whole thing. Nobody was watching Jones and he got in the gravy.

All fine now, but they lost Milk Time for a week.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

All he did was post a smiley mate

Just be thankful he kept it to a sentence instead of a paragraph.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Just be thankful he kept it to a sentence instead of a paragraph.

Harsh on Ethers. Always find his posts succinctly shite.

Papers running with Rangnick being weak for not being able to de-escalate the scrap and having to end training early.

Originally Posted by Blomq15

Papers running with Rangnick being weak for not being able to de-escalate the scrap and having to end training early.

Yep , considering he’s got one meaningless game left to plan for the veins and blood pressure should have been bulging all over his head

United’s social media team posts ‘Ralf overseeing training’ on Instagram today

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdivAT7uX1d/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Someone is definitely on a wum.

So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit @#%&!s.

Really?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

So it was maguire giving lingard a slap then confirmed.

Battle of the shit @#%&!s.

If it’s true then I can forgive the turns like an oil tanker/ looks like the result of a brother&sister relationship/ bribing Greek cops/ worst header of a ball since ken bigley/ national anthem shouting Yorkshire bastard

Started when lingard told ragnick not to involve him at all in the Palace match.

I'm no fan of Maguire but you can imagine lingard turning all gangster bouncing round with the gun fingers. Hope he give him a serious dig.

My estimation of Maguire has gone up 0.5%

We need to build the defence around Maguire.

#mycaptain #myking

First he has the shits when he isn't picked against Brentford. Now he asks not to be picked. You don't get it do you, Lingard you shit #@&%!. You don't get to pick the team.

It wasn’t Lingard and Maguire

That theory is based on a £#%&!ing Facebook post ffs.

Thick on thick crime.

Wait for the pre-match presser.

Ralf will clear it up “it vas das little schitt, Lingart”.

I hope the whole squad has beat themselves senseless.