Erling Haaland - Agent Mahrez

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Why is he standing on a giant inflatable mattress anyway?

That’s Raiola pal.

Looks like a downie after corrective facial surgery gone wrong.

His sister is giving the photographer the signal btw, trollop

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Made in a lab with Subway ‘bread’.

Originally Posted by Pop

His sister is giving the photographer the signal btw, trollop

...and his mum.
Rees-Mogg at the end

None of them look related. I think they may have adopted him from chernobyl

Suddenly want to watch 'The Wicker Man'

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Canoe feet.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

In the middle there, Magnus Carlsen seems to have taken a turn for the worse.

Chelsea bound apparently.

He probably does us the least damage there. They get through strikers quick enough so I doubt he'll last long.

I'm surprised Dortmund are cashing in on both him and Sancho in the same summer. I'd assumed Sancho this summer, Haaland in 2022 and Bellingham the year after.

Originally Posted by Lok

He probably does us the least damage there. They get through strikers quick enough so I doubt he'll last long.

I'm surprised Dortmund are cashing in on both him and Sancho in the same summer. I'd assumed Sancho this summer, Haaland in 2022 and Bellingham the year after.

Even if he takes them to the title, it's better than the vermin or the berts winning it.

Originally Posted by Lok

He probably does us the least damage there. They get through strikers quick enough so I doubt he'll last long.

I'm surprised Dortmund are cashing in on both him and Sancho in the same summer. I'd assumed Sancho this summer, Haaland in 2022 and Bellingham the year after.

His buyout clause kicks in next summer, so sell for £120m - £150m+ or whatever now or half that next year... think the Sancho hit has made them a touch more pragmatic. Plus, they're usually half decent at sourcing a replacement that does well enough for them. Plus, Covid restrictions mean they'll not have fans back for a while yet & these two are likely their biggest earners.

£175m?

No ta.

Won't score 20 in the prem....

Originally Posted by Pop

Chelsea bound apparently.

Will look forward to seeing plenty of him next season, then.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Won't score 20 in the prem....

You're right, he will score 30.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Won't score 20 in the prem....

He'll score 6 against Brentford ffs

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Won't score 20 in the prem....

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