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Unread 05-05-2014, 10:24 PM
puressence
 
Default I think I've taken over twitter tonite ...

2of the finest tweets ever frommyself ...
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:26 PM
Crumps
 
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Where did you hear them from first? I don't think I have witnessed an original thought from you yet. Apologies if you have recently become self aware.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:33 PM
puressence
 
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Where did you hear them from first? I don't think I have witnessed an original thought from you yet. Apologies if you have recently become self aware.
The suarez in tears and patrice evra bit on it is my finest work.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:34 PM
Crumps
 
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The suarez in tears and patrice evra bit on it is my finest work.
Made up for you. What a glorious night.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:37 PM
no fun
 
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Pure, although I am a c***, I'm not a big enough c*** to go on twitter, so please post the comedy gold on here
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:40 PM
Wez
 
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Pure, although I am a c***, I'm not a big enough c*** to go on twitter, so please post the comedy gold on here
Ive just read it, gold and comedy arent really in it
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:40 PM
wiganste
 
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Ive just read it, gold and comedy arent really in it
I'm shocked
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:41 PM
no fun
 
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Ive just read it, gold and comedy arent really in it
Is it funnier than my chat up line to the bird in mulligans ?
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:43 PM
Wez
 
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Is it funnier than my chat up line to the bird in mulligans ?
Nowhere near
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 10:53 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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Unread 05-05-2014, 10:56 PM
Bobda
 
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Unread 05-05-2014, 11:01 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Most on here are also on twitter Lee.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 11:03 PM
Crumps
 
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Joey Boswell was a Manc.

#Greetings.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 11:14 PM
Withers
 
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Unread 05-05-2014, 11:22 PM
dragflick
 
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Angle on that ffs Could have gotten off your arse and taken it square infront of the tele you lazy c***.
 
Unread 05-05-2014, 11:30 PM
elephantstone
 
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He had his hand in the biscuit tin
 
Unread 06-05-2014, 12:17 AM
Ginners
 
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What size tele is that pure?
 
Unread 06-05-2014, 01:02 AM
waynes ear's
 
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He had his hand in the biscuit tin
and the other hand on his c**k, helmet cam took that pic deffo

also, those tweets are as funny as ****
 
Unread 06-05-2014, 01:36 AM
utd99
 
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If someone actually tried to post something that unfunny masquerading as a joke they couldn't have done a better job.
 
Unread 06-05-2014, 01:46 AM
VodkaAndCoke
 
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