Any training pics yet?

really cant wait to see our heavily remodelled squad at Carrington prepping for the coming season. Its gonna be a doozy!

even United are in on the hype with this handy guide for fans

Announce Maguire

FFS, I forgot (again) that it's Amy Turner's birthday on the 4th. it's going to be really hard to get a card to her in time.

lazzers. I saw your mr blobby pics. Thanks for deleting.

Any updates on where Ole parked?

Link didn't log me out (bit disappointed tbh)

Happy birthday Ruud. HAS to be a portent of kickass signings. HAS to be

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

lazzers. I saw your mr blobby pics. Thanks for deleting.

too early in the week for that shite.

Lets see what the guide says we have to look forward to this season then after that last seasons shit show.

Alexis Sanchez will be involved in a Copa America semi-final as Chile take on Peru

Ashley Young celebrates his 34th birthday

marks two years to the day since Romelu Lukaku completed his transfer from Everton.

Luke Shaw will turn 24 today, on the eve of our first pre-season outing.

This day will mark the second anniversary of Nemanja Matic’s arrival from Chelsea.

Wonder if this is going down today

https://www.football365.com/news/pog...d-in-120m-deal

already looks pissed off

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

A man there heading into what, by his own admission, is his "dream job"



Even the little Mercedes logo on the bonnet looks like a sad face

he's aged about 40 years.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

he's aged about 40 years.

He's gone from baby-faced assassin to weird mixture of SAF and Mourinho. He must have been hitting the bottle and anti-depressants. Can't blame him tbh.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Even his £#%&!ing head has got fatter.

Looks like Shaw's been piling the pounds on around his chin.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

starting to hate this @#%&!.

Monochrome FC

Black cars

Wonder if they lease

They all look thrilled to be back and raring to go