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Unread 13-09-2019, 08:26 PM
dunk
 
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too busy cutting about burnage in celtic shirts weren't they
#@&%!s.

Was at a charity thing in Burnage last week, an absolute disgrace how many parodies of those 2 were knocking about taking themselves oh, so seriously disgusting branch of humanity, the blue.
 
Unread 13-09-2019, 08:28 PM
Sparky***
 
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#@&%!s.

Was at a charity thing in Burnage last week, an absolute disgrace how many parodies of those 2 were knocking about taking themselves oh, so seriously disgusting branch of humanity, the blue.
Never seen many up that close until i went to the etihad a couple of weeks back with Spurs. £#%&!ing hell, they are as plastic as they come.

Saw two berts get flattened outside as well which was nice.
 
Unread 13-09-2019, 08:31 PM
dunk
 
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Never seen many up that close until i went to the etihad a couple of weeks back with Spurs. £#%&!ing hell, they are as plastic as they come.

Saw two berts get flattened outside as well which was nice.
They're not just plastic, they're the offal left over from inbreeding. You see someone in Manchester that's fat/ridiculously skinny, ugly and looks like they have ticks; they'll be blues. 90% of them are special needs, nqat. Can pick one without ever speaking to them, even if they're not doused in standard issue replica wear
 
Unread 14-09-2019, 07:56 AM
est.1878
 
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They're not just plastic, they're the offal left over from inbreeding. You see someone in Manchester that's fat/ridiculously skinny, ugly and looks like they have ticks; they'll be blues. 90% of them are special needs, nqat. Can pick one without ever speaking to them, even if they're not doused in standard issue replica wear
Isn't your Mrs a Bert ?
 
Unread 14-09-2019, 08:33 AM
dunk
 
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Isn't your Mrs a Bert ?
She is, has very little interest in football and falls into the 10%, fortunately.
 
Unread 14-09-2019, 08:56 AM
est.1878
 
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She is, has very little interest in football and falls into the 10%, fortunately.
Fair enough
 
Unread 15-09-2019, 07:22 AM
puressence
 
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/99291...heem-sterling/
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 04:00 PM
AK14
 
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Stones out for 5 weeks.
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 04:20 PM
dunk
 
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Stones out for 5 weeks.
Stuffy bastards..
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 04:22 PM
windy waffles
 
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They're £#%&!ed.
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 05:41 PM
believe
 
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They're £#%&!ed.
Which basically means the dippers walk the league.
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 05:47 PM
AK14
 
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Which basically means the dippers walk the league.
This.

Funny to see City run out of players after spending over a billion, but then it hits me that there’s only one team going to benefit from it.
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 05:49 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Hang on, Stones being out for a while could actually be good for them.......
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 07:49 PM
Mr Kaboom
 
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All getting a nice rest so they'll be raring to go when the Champions League knockout games come round

This is the armageddon season lads.
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 07:55 PM
puressence
 
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Convinced 21 is coming this season can see a big Liverpool Injury tonite
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 08:00 PM
Switching Off
 
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Convinced 21 is coming this season can see a big Liverpool Injury tonite
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 08:02 PM
Danoli
 
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Convinced 21 is coming this season can see a big Liverpool Injury tonite
What else can you see?
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 08:03 PM
Sparky***
 
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What else can you see?
Fairies and Unicorns probably
 
Unread 17-09-2019, 08:06 PM
Chorlton74
 
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Not his feet. Thats for sure.
 
Unread 18-09-2019, 06:38 AM
puressence
 
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What else can you see?
your mum
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