Farewell United

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Classic medders. Sage advice pal.

Matchball eh...I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Years ago I was trying to get into some arty farty bird and one of several (many) lies I told her was that I loved writing.

She asked to see some (of course I had none),so nicked a lengthy piece written by matchball, which if I remember was a satirical one about different 80’s band having a hoolie off.

I actually thought it was dead good and show me off as a quality street wise author. Needless to say I got a a solid Keane stare and never got a look in again.

Never knew it was you who #@&%! blocked me.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Matchball eh...I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Years ago I was trying to get into some arty farty bird and one of several (many) lies I told her was that I loved writing.

She asked to see some (of course I had none),so nicked a lengthy piece written by matchball, which if I remember was a satirical one about different 80’s band having a hoolie off.

I actually thought it was dead good and show me off as a quality street wise author. Needless to say I got a a solid Keane stare and never got a look in again.

Never knew it was you who #@&%! blocked me.

I remember telling a good friend I posted on here and he asked my name and I bottled it and gave My Name is Keith

I’m sure a Daily Mail journo will write a story in this shocking internet phenomenon

Originally Posted by Medlock

Amazing how quickly people bail when times get tough. United have always been @#%&!s. Been going (ST) for 30 years and doubt that any of this happened. Maybe get behind the team who has given us so much happiness and togetherness over the years?

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Matchball eh...I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Years ago I was trying to get into some arty farty bird and one of several (many) lies I told her was that I loved writing.

She asked to see some (of course I had none),so nicked a lengthy piece written by matchball, which if I remember was a satirical one about different 80’s band having a hoolie off.

I actually thought it was dead good and show me off as a quality street wise author. Needless to say I got a a solid Keane stare and never got a look in again.

Never knew it was you who #@&%! blocked me.

Wow lads. Way to ruin a weekend.

He's already missing the big Fulham game.

Originally Posted by Cream

Wow lads. Way to ruin a weekend.

He's already missing the big Fulham game.

Off to climb some mountains actually. £#%&! United!

fancy watching FCUM with me instead?

Originally Posted by Medlock

Amazing how quickly people bail when times get tough. United have always been @#%&!s. Been going (ST) for 30 years and doubt that any of this happened. Maybe get behind the team who has given us so much happiness and togetherness over the years?

Er they took his tickets off him , so he can't really get behind the team . Not sure if you noticed that salient fact .


Seek help

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Off to climb some mountains actually. £#%&! United!

In this wind? God speed Keith!

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Off to climb some mountains actually. £#%&! United!

Originally Posted by dunk

In this wind? God speed Keith!

I can imagine Keith's mother coming to him in a dream and inspiring him to reach for the skies; despite the wind, despite Ed Woodward's personal vendetta:

https://youtu.be/EoCPuhhE6dw

Hundreds of empty seats today. Lots of lads having their tickets stopped for ‘random’ checks. My brother had to quote his mate’s date of birth and email address to get in.

We’re pretty shit at football now but absolutely untouchable for making fans jump through hoops for no reason. It’s about as much fun as getting your MOT done.

Do we have eligibility here for flounce OTY btw

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

I'm here if you need me .

Don’t expect a payout

Originally Posted by Knockers

Hundreds of empty seats today. Lots of lads having their tickets stopped for ‘random’ checks. My brother had to quote his mate’s date of birth and email address to get in.

We’re pretty shit at football now but absolutely untouchable for making fans jump through hoops for no reason. It’s about as much fun as getting your MOT done.

Saw it on the stream. Normally it's dead CL rubbers at home that get the empty seats, not a Saturday league match just before Christmas... heads will roll

Originally Posted by naes_sean

when they called you matchball, did you shout back, "My name is Keith!!"?

I dont believe his name actually is keith. No one would admit to being called keith.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Saw it on the stream. Normally it's dead CL rubbers at home that get the empty seats, not a Saturday league match just before Christmas... heads will roll

Tis traditionally a bit meh, pre Christmas, unless you support a club full of Keanes, Schmeichels, Beckham’s, Erics etc gunning for trophies. Boxing Day = crowds.

Still shit tbf.

Keith got his tickets back yet? be a shame if he didnt, wouldnt want him to miss out on the new managers first home game

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Keith got his tickets back yet? be a shame if he didnt, wouldnt want him to miss out on the new managers first home game

Yeah, went down and got them back. They apologised and said that the stewards sometimes don’t have the right instructions.

Friends and family are fine to receive it aslong as no cash has changed hands. As per norms advice. Must spread etc.

Really geared myself up to launch into them but he was totally alright and I was distracted by some huge titted fit thing that was walking around in the back of the ticket office.

Ended up leaving with my anger undeposited and a semi

Like Pure said, get Drasdo or a MUST rep to look into it for you.

Praying mine flashes orange next home game.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Yeah, went down and got them back. They apologised and said that the stewards sometimes don’t have the right instructions.

Friends and family are fine to receive it aslong as no cash has changed hands. As per norms advice. Must spread etc.

Really geared myself up to launch into them but he was totally alright and I was distracted by some huge titted fit thing that was walking around in the back of the ticket office.

Ended up leaving with my anger undeposited and a semi

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Yeah, went down and got them back. They apologised and said that the stewards sometimes don’t have the right instructions.

Friends and family are fine to receive it aslong as no cash has changed hands. As per norms advice. Must spread etc.

Really geared myself up to launch into them but he was totally alright and I was distracted by some huge titted fit thing that was walking around in the back of the ticket office.

Ended up leaving with my anger undeposited and a semi

day and approx time of your visit? i suddenly need to go to the ticket office myself

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Yeah, went down and got them back. They apologised and said that the stewards sometimes don’t have the right instructions.

Friends and family are fine to receive it aslong as no cash has changed hands. As per norms advice. Must spread etc.

Really geared myself up to launch into them but he was totally alright and I was distracted by some huge titted fit thing that was walking around in the back of the ticket office.

Ended up leaving with my anger undeposited and a semi