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Unread 12-09-2008, 10:13 AM
Mr_Ed
 
Default Do you take a brew when you go for a shit?

I'm having a debate with somebody who thinks it is disgusting. I however often take a brew up with me when I go for a dump.

Discuss.
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 10:22 AM
dodger
 
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No but I can't go without somethng to read. I'd lose my mind
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:40 AM
Zorg
 
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I think a brew is just about acceptable, but the worst ones are the people who f***ing phone you when they're having a shit.

Just call me later you dirty bastards
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:41 AM
denis lawless
 
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i have a calculator in my "office"
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:41 AM
Don Stuarte
 
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Absolutely not



Read>Drink

Phone>Drink

"Read" p*rn > Phone your mate

Phone p*rn > Out of date "Take A Break"



HTH
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:44 AM
red @rmy
 
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Unread 12-09-2008, 11:46 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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a brew when you're having a shit?

you dirty set of bastards.
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:47 AM
Zorg
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red @rmy
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:47 AM
Serenity Now
 
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What. The. f***? Seriously, taking a cup of tea into the bathroom? You're a sick, sick man, Ed
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:51 AM
Gazw649
 
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Quite often take a full sunday roast in with me
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:54 AM
dodger
 
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I used to enjoy a fag and glass of whisky in the bath. That all felt quite lordly for a while.
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Ben
 
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i take my laptop with me...
reading fred > drinking tea
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Don Stuarte
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dodger
I used to enjoy a fag and glass of whisky in the bath. That all felt quite lordly for a while.
Drinking alcohol in the bath is a must.

Even if its before work
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:01 PM
denis lawless
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dodger
I used to enjoy a fag and glass of whisky in the bath. That all felt quite lordly for a while.
gay sex in dirty bathwater
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:06 PM
dodger
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by denis lawless
gay sex in dirty bathwater
Where do you do it?
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:09 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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A f***ing brew when you're taking a cack?

f***ing animals
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:09 PM
denis lawless
 
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Originally Posted by dodger
Where do you do it?
shower.....with 2 lesbians
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:16 PM
Stakker
 
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In and out of there in about 1 minute.

I guess I only go for a dump when I actually need to go for a dump?
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:20 PM
Zorg
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stakker
I guess I only go for a dump when I actually need to go for a dump?
Is that a question?

A mate of mine calls it '10 minutes peace and quiet' and takes a paper so he can get away from his wife's incessant nagging.
 
Unread 12-09-2008, 12:21 PM
denis lawless
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorg
Is that a question?

A mate of mine calls it '10 minutes peace and quiet' and takes a paper so he can get away from his wife's incessant nagging.
i wish i had doors that thick
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