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Unread 15-12-2006, 08:47 PM
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Default The "Why Are You Sat In On Fred Tissue Like A Sad c*** On Friday Night" Thread

I'll start
Everyone is in the Cleve but I am barred so I am not going out until about 12 when I'll go round to my mates.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 08:48 PM
Sparky***
 
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went out last night and I'm f***ing skint.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 08:49 PM
Skag Trendy
 
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Iam away to head to some c*** from works to get pissed before the staff do

Iam waiting on my hair to dry
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 08:50 PM
Fatboy Shrek
 
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Just bought some XXXX and vodka. First friday in a while
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 08:52 PM
Ether
 
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I've got a bag of beak and a couple of w****s coming round later. I'm just filling time really.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 08:53 PM
freddysod
 
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Off of the ale.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:01 PM
wonky no
 
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Originally Posted by Crumpsall
I'll start
Everyone is in the Cleve but I am barred so I am not going out until about 12 when I'll go round to my mates.
Because I knew that and wanted to spend it with you, until 12
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:03 PM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!
Because I knew that and wanted to spend it with you, until 12
I am not sure if I am flattered or nervous. I might not even go out to tell you the truth as I can't be arsed playing catch up and it's pissing down so I can't be bothered going to the offy.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:04 PM
MUFC One Love
 
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Can't be arsed this week, gonna save some money for presents.

Gonna have some vodka and iron-bru and watch a DVD.

xxxxxx
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:04 PM
wonky no
 
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I am not sure if I am flattered or nervous. I might not even go out to tell you the truth as I can't be arsed playing catch up and it's pissing down so I can't be bothered going to the offy.
Don't be nervous, stay here with me.....
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:04 PM
Johnny Golden
 
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I assume i'm in purgatory.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:05 PM
tatty
 
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Because I was up until 5am losing money to mates at poker. I'm also in work at 0630 tommorrow before starting a stag night at lunchtime.

34 is no age for burning the candle at both ends.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:05 PM
shadowplay
 
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I have no legs,and no friends who could carry me around
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:09 PM
Red Caz
 
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Ste's on his works Christmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:11 PM
shadowplay
 
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Ste's on his works Christmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though
Out shagging some fat slags then
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:12 PM
Red Caz
 
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Out shagging some fat slags then
No, I'm just going to get drunk with my workmates.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:12 PM
red @rmy
 
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Ste's on his works Christmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though
It's pissing down, cold, and grim.

Earning brownie points, night in with the wife, bottle of wine, take away, film, etc.

Then slip in the line " oh you'll never guess who we've got in the champions league, it's only a short trip so I'm going"

 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:13 PM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!
Don't be nervous, stay here with me.....
Alright then but be warned at the first sign of any funny business I will unleash hell. Not in a gay way.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:13 PM
MrBishi
 
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'Cos I'm out tomorrow. Fridays are for c***s.

And I've got stuff from work to do.
 
Unread 15-12-2006, 09:13 PM
wonky no
 
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Alright then but be warned at the first sign of any funny business I will unleash hell. Not in a gay way.
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