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Unread 13-09-2022, 09:14 AM
est.1878
 
Default I'm weird because I...

... Like eating cold chips.

And you?

(Grief break < International break)
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:16 AM
no fun
 
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Ö.when I read in bed I have to put the book on the floor and lean out of bed at an awkward angle
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:20 AM
est.1878
 
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Ö.when I read in bed I have to put the book on the floor and lean out of bed at an awkward angle
Winner. Close the thread.

 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:26 AM
NedKelly
 
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This could get NSFW very quickly.

Canít actually think of anything tbh. Iím pretty perfect but will report back in if anything comes to mind.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:30 AM
big chief
 
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... Like eating cold chips.

And you?

(Grief break < International break)
The wife does this. I think it is hideous. Mind you, she thinks me picking & eating scabs is rank
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:38 AM
sweetleftfoot
 
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The wife does this. I think it is hideous. Mind you, she thinks me picking & eating scabs is rank
Women eh?
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 09:46 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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I am obsessed with tiktok/youtube clips of people squeezing pimples/blackheads and doing ear wax extractions.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 10:14 AM
Zorg
 
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Ö.when I read in bed I have to put the book on the floor and lean out of bed at an awkward angle


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I am obsessed with tiktok/youtube clips of people squeezing pimples/blackheads and doing ear wax extractions.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 10:22 AM
Drexl
 
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I prefer cold toast.

AND I'm so accustomed to wearing loose shorts around the house (I work from home), I noticed myself lifting up my pink bits when sitting (which is necessary whilst wearing said shorts), but it makes me look like a sex offender when I'm fully clad in jeans or what not
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 10:30 AM
Poop
 
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Smell things.

Carpets, walls, bucket of sand, frying pan, plug, coat hanger, have to smell them just to see what they smell like.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 10:46 AM
red red robbo
 
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Smell things.

Carpets, walls, bucket of sand, frying pan, plug, coat hanger, have to smell them just to see what they smell like.
I think you're going to have to come up with something much worse than that before anyone here is surprised
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 10:51 AM
Poop
 
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There is something else but if the girl living alone across the street is reading this it'll be a restraining order, sex offenders register and a short jail sentence for me

And likely have to leave town when I'm released.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 11:36 AM
believe
 
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Weird stuff makes me jump and I mean jump. Opening a drawer and seeing a moldy item is one of the worst. Yesterday I was cutting open a pepper and there was another pepper growing inside. I cleared the kitchen.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 11:49 AM
Drexl
 
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Weird stuff makes me jump and I mean jump. Opening a drawer and seeing a moldy item is one of the worst. Yesterday I was cutting open a pepper and there was another pepper growing inside. I cleared the kitchen.
I hope you didn't breathe in its spores
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 11:52 AM
guerreiro
 
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On the cold food theme. Love a Luke warm to cold pie. As a yoof loved hot dogs straight from the can
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 12:38 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Sniff my finger if I suspect it has gone through the toilet roll whilst wiping.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 01:05 PM
Patty_b
 
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Not sure where my weirdness starts and autism ends.

I use my right hand for my fork, and wear my watch on my right wrist. Apparently that's quite weird.

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Sniff my finger if I suspect it has gone through the toilet roll whilst wiping.
Better than giving it a lick
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 02:09 PM
History
 
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Mostly left over childhood things I haven't grown out off

Run up the stairs on all fours any chance I get. It's just quicker.

Whilst walking on a pavement. Be in my own made up race to make it to the next lamppost before the car that drives next to me goes past. Fuming if I lose
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 02:13 PM
est.1878
 
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Run up the stairs on all fours any chance I get. It's just quicker.
 
Unread 13-09-2022, 02:14 PM
Drexl
 
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Mostly left over childhood things I haven't grown out off

Run up the stairs on all fours any chance I get. It's just quicker.

Whilst walking on a pavement. Be in my own made up race to make it to the next lamppost before the car that drives next to me goes past. Fuming if I lose
A smashing set of rules to live by
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